Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Fox News reported that a Philadelphia man found out his wife was cheating on him and sent the co-recipient of his wife’s punani a severed cow head he bought from a butcher’s shop.

Authorities in Lower Pottsgrove, northwest of Philadelphia, arrested Fife and charged him with stalking, terroristic threats, disorderly conduct and harassment after he allegedly sent threatening messages and pictures to the victim between May and September 2006.

Mack Move: Homeboy handled this sh*t like a female would! 4 months go by and all you do is send messages and a cow head? First of all, he shouldn’t even be in contact with the dude in the situation anyway unless he personally knew him. If it was personal then it was disrespectful. If not, then it was just a man taking p*ssy that was available to him. Either way he needs to check his wife cause she was the one that gave it up. Second, if ya wanna take out ya frustration then go see ole boy don’t send no damn messages. What you auditioning for a scary movie or something?

-DaddyCool

Homeboy better watch out before his hairline takes over his whole face. I thought as you get older the hairline is suppose to go backwards. This n*gga might be an alien!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: A man from Montana named Robert Stearnswas handed down a sentence of 225 years for pulling out and stroking his magic stick in front of random women he’d confront in city parks. Stearns was already on probation at the time of his arrest and had done 9 years in prison for rape previously.

Mack Move: Now we all luv pussy but damn homey was it worth it? LMAO…I should probably be saying how fucked up it is that this cat got such a harsh sentence for some bullshit but…nah! I mean yeah it’s fucked up but 9 years in prison shoulda taught ya ass a lesson. But no you wanna run around flashin ya dick. Fellas this is not a proper way to get sex! You can equate sex to fishing but don’t take it literally! You don’t just throw ya pole out there and expect women to bite. (At least not in a damn public park!)

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: I peeped a story at RealTalkNY about a woman named Leticia. Leticia had her first daughter Celia at age 13. Celia just recently had her first born at age 15, which makes Leticia a 29-year old grandma.

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Mack Move: Damn Damn Damn! This type of shit is a reality in the hood. Kids are getting more and more ‘grown’ the younger they get. Back in the day, we was in grade school jivin about all the p*ssy we was supposedly gettin and whatnot. These kids today are really puttin it down though! Problem is shit like this. Babies end up raising babies because they never had the chance to actually grow up themselves. The lil girl looks up to her mother, I’m sure so that’s the example she follows. Her mother can tell her all day about how tough it is but that ain’t gonna stop the daughter from following the same path. The mentality is, ‘you did it so why not me?’ Hell, it don’t make it any better that she only few years older any damn way. Shit is a shame. A domino effect that leads to a lot of young ladies growin up under fucked up situations that will make them fucked up women older in life.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: A dentist in Washington has had his license suspended after a female patient of his was found in his office overly-drugged, and in a hospital gown with no panties on. The young lady was at the doctors office after hours to get treatment for an abscessed tooth. The dentist had her take extra amounts of a sedative to get “the desired effect” he was looking for. The patient’s two roommates went to the dentist’s office to find her in a see through gown and “only wearing a tank-top without any pants or underwear.”

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Mack Move: Kids that just goes to show you that if you work real hard and go to 8 years of higher level schooling, you too can get a license to drug young girls and get the p*ssy while they sleep! LOL…nah but for real that shit is wild. He was probably some non-p*ssy gettin mofo in school that now lives out his dreams and fantasies with all them pretty lil female patients he comes across. How the hell is he gonna explain a patient with no panties on? Good game can go far but damn!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Aight, it’s time for all you aspiring whores & gold-digging bitches to step ya game up. What do ya do? Go to MillionaireMate.com! As the name suggests, you can find your very own rich man…online dating style! Check out this excerpt to lure in potential users of their services:

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Mack Move: Damn, I guess it’s time for the pimp game to go online since the whore game did. Really though, let’s say we got Joe, a millionaire homey of mine. Joe is lonely and wants to meet a nice young lady to build something with. Then we have Jill. Now, Jill is a gold-digging bitch whose mother always taught her that she deserves nothing less than a rich man to spoil her. They both go to MillionaireMate.com and we got a perfect match of a stupid man looking for a bitch that HE KNOWS is only after money and a new age gold-digger to benefit from him. Ain’t technology great!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz:  Alexander D. Smith was charged with disorderly conduct and forgery after trying to open an account with a fake $ 1 million bill. The bank teller refused to open the account and called the police after Smith got irate and started cursing out bank workers.

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Mack Move: Ya dumb bastard you! What type of logic ran thru your simple ass brain that concluded to ‘This shit can work!’. I don’t hate on no man’s hustle but damn homey! After the teller said no, you shouldve walked your simple ass out and went to another bank and try the dumb shit there….but no! You wanna make a scene and draw attention to yourself huh? All I can hope is that he ain’t black. We got enough of us on the news for dumb shit these days!

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If this is the kinda shit that rap is coming to then it’s bout time to say fuck it. I better not see this shit on BET. You ain’t smellin a pimp’s dick unless it’s halfway down ya throat anyway. Chuuch!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: A 60 year old Pakistani man was not only robbed, but had a glass bottle of Pepsi shoved up his backside by the thieves. After the Pepsi bottle was up the victim’s ass, the thieves then took off with two of his buffalo. Check out the X-ray in the thumbnails below.

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Mack Move: Now…I don’t usually promote violence but I’d have to kill these two robbers by any means necessary. Analy raped with a Pepsi bottle? WTF! But dig this, the article says he checked himsef into the hospital. That means the old man was walking around freely with a bottle stuck up his ass! It’s fucked up but he might have a future in gay porn or some shit like that.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The Cathedral of the Holy Spirit at Chapel Hill Harvester Church has a sex scandal on their hands. Their 80 year old leader Archbishop Earl Paulk not only slept with his brother’s wife…come to find out he actually fathered a child by her! The now 34 year old son/nephew had this to say in regards to the situation, “I am so very sorry for the collateral damage it’s caused our family and the families hurt by the removing of the veil that hid our humanity and our sinfulness.”

The archbishop may be in trouble with the law shortly as a result of the situation. He lied under oath about the affair. It first came to question as a result of a judge ordering the test in relation to a separate investigation. The archbishop, his brother and the church are being sued by a former employee that says she was manipulated into an affair from 1989 to 2003 by telling her it was the only path to salvation! (LMAO…THE THINGS DUDES WILL SAY TO GET THE PUSSY)

Although the Archbishop admitted to an affair with the woman, he stated she was the only woman he ever had sex with outside his marriage. His new found son/nephew breathing air proves that was…*sniff sniff*…bullshit!

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Mack Move: Damn, damn, damn! Ain’t that some shit! I’m gonna try not to get too deep into religion on ya’ll but too many times have I seen supposed ‘holy’ folk use religion to fuck with folk mind to benefit their own agendas. That shit is not only unpimpish but its flat out fucked up! I’ve seen this type of shit first hand and been on the receiving end of a few doses of bullshit from fake ass holy rollers. I still got a strong faith in God, just not in people; no matter how more ‘righteous than thou’ they may pretend to be.

Now that I got that outta the way…this old cat is a trip huh! Damn homey, your brother’s wife? Take all that religious titling away and you still a man. That’s just fucked up no matter how you look at it. It’s way too much pussy out there to be tryin to holy pimp up on ya brother’s wifey. WWJD? LMAO

-DaddyCool