Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: The New York Times Union reported that baseball players apparently aren’t the only folk using steroids these days. A report from “confidential sources” cited 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Tyler Perry, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and others as all having steroids or HGH.

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Mack Move: Do we really need to give a damn about this sh*t? Is there some kinda rule book for musicians and actors that I don’t know about? Are they physically competing with each other like sports folk? Hell nah so who gives a flying f*ck if they wanna charge up on steroids or not. If Billy from McDonalds was on that sh*t and was flipping more burgers that Bob would you give a damn if he was shooting roids?

I bet it’s some simple minded mufuccas out there right now saying, “I knew Timbaland was on steroids that’s why he made all them hit records last year.” Get the f*ck outta here. Ya’ll keep shootin that sh*t! F*ck it!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: People reports that Super Producer Timbaland is now engaged to his grilfried/publicist Monique Idlett. They have also revealed that she just had thier first child together a few days ago. According to their source, the two have been dating for two years.

Mack Move: Under absolutely no circumstances would I allow young lady to continue in her role as my publicist once I started tappin that ass. It’s no secret that most women tend to catch feelings once get sexed proper. It doesn’t matter if all the cards are laid out up front and you said flat out that “I ain’t about shit and I just want some pussy on the side with no strings attached,” if you lay the dick well, she’ll think she can change you with some work. Now, with that being said, the last thing you need is her making some type of emotional decisions that end up fucking up your money because you ain’t called her back that morning or some silly shit like that.

-DaddyCool