Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: So as the net knows, Joe Budden and his jumpoff girlfriend Tahiry broke up recently. In this video, homeboy pops off some lame shit about not wanting to broadcast what he does as a single man b/c it may offend some people. This is why he says there has been no new broadcasts of Joe Budden TV.

Mack Move: In my opinion the n*gga been too busy gettin punched in the eye and crying bout the breakup to film new episodes. WTF is this n*gga talkin bout? C’mon bruh. Then the phone call at the end? Don’t show the world you’re lame cause ya chick left!

-Daddy Cool

Damn…somebody please direct these cats here for a lil bit of insight!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: I’m sure ya’ll remember Darius McCrary aka Eddie Winslow from Family Matters (Urkel). Well, it looks like Karrine “Superhead” Steffans has put that 100,000 mile pussy to work on ole boy. He had this to say in an upcoming issue of S2S Magazine:

“Karrine’s not a passive girl. She’s a sweetheart. She is. But she’s very aggressive when it comes to her business. So she’s a balanced woman. And she keeps a clean house. She keeps an incredibly clean house. Everything is in order. Her son is very well-mannered. He’s a really, really fine young man. Karrine is outside of all the bullshit that people hype up about the whole ‘Superhead’ thing. She really is a cool chick to kick it with. She can cook. A couple of nights I was out, and I’d come back. And when I came in dinner was waiting on me; she’s seriously a homemaker. She’s very accommodating. Whatever arouses a man, she’ll figure it out. She’ll find it and she’ll master that. If you’re into watching dirty movies, you can sit up and watch dirty movies with her. If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”

“Yeah, actually I had been kinda caught up in Karrine’s web, and I’d been at her house for the past three months. It’s something else. I mean, I couldn’t go back to Shakiri.”

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Mack Move: Where should I start with this lame ass square? How about that last sentence…WTF? I thought the sayin was that you CAN’T turn a ho into a housewife! I guess the bitch head game got the nigga mind twisted cause that pussy shoulda had it’s last supper a long time ago. (more…)

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