Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Shaq and wife Shaunie seem to be on the track back to good times after all the rocky trouble they have had recently. Shaq was acting a clown in public as paparazzi snapped pics of him in a wig.

Mack Move: Is that p*ssy that good and will this n*gga ever learn?

Square Biz:  NBA superstar Shaquille O’neal’s wife Shaunie told reporters that thier marraige is currently on the road back to happyland.

“Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place,” Shaunie O’Neal said. “Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.’ Literally, it was days ago,” Shaunie O’Neal said. “So, we’ve agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we’ll make sure that that’s gone away.”

Mack Move: So, it seems ole Shaunie has forgotten why they seperated in the first place huh? Well, how about we open that bag back up right here! Although the exact reason for the filing never was quite clear, there were plenty of rumors swirling about her infidelity and such. It was said that she was creeping and buying houses for some trainer she was fkg on the side. Since she had no money, she got them mortgages with the Diesel’s dollars. One thing is for sure though, she was gonna rape his pockets for all he had! Shit, 6 kids is enough to make any man come to his senses on the child support tip! I’ll be damn if some female use my money to fund her dreams of being some cat’s sugar momma though. I guess Kobe won this round!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The Palm Beach Post reports that Shaq’s ex may be worth more that $30 million…before the divorce settlement! Her financial affidavit shows almost $450,000 in cash and stocks, the $25 million home in Miami Beach, a $3.95 million condo in Orlando and another condo in Miami. She also has invested in several businesses such as Liberty Grill in LA ($250,000).

 Dig this, Shaq used to give her a stipend every month of $7,000 which she claims was her only income. Even though she spent $2,500 of it each month on her HAIR, she is asking for temporary support from Shaq until the divorce if finalized.

Mack Move: Now I don’t condone these one-sided type divorce settlements and shit like that but this bitch Shaunie is a hustler 4 real! I can’t help but respect her. She played the game how it was suppose to be played the whole time and is now about to cake up on the back end too. She wasn’t just balling with that n*gga bread, she was taking some on the side and INVESTING in her own shit! Shaq Diesel was getting pimped and still is. And y’all heard about the rumored reason for Shaq leaving right? She supposedly bought a home for her ex-boyfriend…WITH SHAQ’S MONEY!!! LMFAO

-DaddyCool