Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: It looks like whoever this cat is that Serena Williams is always photographed with has broken her heart. How do I know? Check out her website. She wrote a long ass blog about how she is all broken apart from the situation. Check out this excerpt:

What did you do wrong? You wonder. Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Was it the way I acted? Was I too nice? Was I too mean? What was it? You know its not you, but u cant help but look at that man in the mirror. You can’t help but pick yourself apart. Were you too nice? Why did you go against your rules? Why were you nice? Why did you cook? Why did you clean? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And again and again you can’t come up with the answer.

Mack Move: First off, what the f*ck is she talkin bout with “the man in the mirror” sh*t? I always have thought she was a lil too d*mn big! The man in the mirror? I don’t care how much feelings you had built up in that fool head, I can’t blame him for bouncing if he found that you been tucking a d*ck!

Sh*t trips me out when non-celebrity folk put out all they biz on the net. Famous folk doing it is even dumber if ya ask a pimp. The media and all that sh*t be up ya ass every minute of the day and you complain about it. Yet…when some ‘personal’ sh*t go down you feel the need to post it online? Was this your first boyfriend? Ain’t that sh*t a bit childish. I tell ya what baby, if you was born all female then come holla at a pimp! I’ll get ya mind right. If the doc put you together on some Transformers sh*t then keep that sh*t where it’s at cause Daddy can’t f*ck wit ya!

-DaddyCool