Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Rodney King, known for getting his ass beat by the police back in 1991, was shot up on a street corner last night. Apparently he was hit in the face and arm by a shotgun blast. It’s being reported that his wounds aren’t life threatening. He even rode himself to the hospital…on his bicycle.

Mack Move: Now, I could get on and go off about how the police probably set him up or some crazy shit like that but…nah. I’m trippin cause HOW THE FUCK do you win a $3.8 million settlement back in ‘91 for the police beatdown and now yo ass ain’t got shit but a bicycle? DAMN

-DaddyCool