Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Word on the streetis Lil Romeo may be 16 yr old Jamie Lynn Spears baby daddy! It has been reported that some dude named Casey Aldridge was the father but apparently Romeo been thru the Spears trailer park a couple times too.

Mack Move: Damn Romeo! Ain’t nothin wrong if ya wanted to break her down but I hope you wasn’t running through the young girl raw dawg! Jokes on yo ass if ya was. Ole girl seems to not mind throwin her lil underage box around so ya might wanna get tested before ya sign that paperwork! In the words of Master P…UUUGHHHH NAH NAH NAH NAH!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peoplereported that Nickelodeon broke the news that the young Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant with her first child. The network carries her series Zoey 101. Nickelodeon had the following to say regarding the pregnancy:

“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

Apparently, the youngster recently told the AP that she didn’t have boyfriend because she would rather just “keep her options open.”

Mack Move: I don’t really give a damn about her to be honest. Truth be told I just find it funny how she tryin to follow after big sis so hard! Britney Spears is pregnant every other week when she ain’t in rehab. Her career is pretty much dog shit but she still got a mini-me to follow in them trailer park footsteps I see.  And what about that shit about ‘keepin options open?’ Does the lil heffa even know who the daddy is?

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: InTouch is reporting that Britney Spears is apparently pregnant with her 3rd child. The daddy this time isn’t Kevin Federline, but rather music producer JR Rotem. The producer confirmed this with InTouch with a simple, “It’s true.”

Mack Move: How the fuck do you get pregnant every other month? This bitch ain’t went a month without being pregnant since her last hit record. We know she stay ready to fuck at any given moment. Hell, every picture they catch her in, she ain’t got on no panties. I don’t know how smart it is to raw dog a bitch like that JR. Fuck the music…you better go produce yo ass to the clinic for a check up!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: All-time dime Halle Berry is reportedly upset at her soon-to-be baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Word is that Halle is heated after learning that Gabriel has no plans whatsoever to move with her to Los Angeles to raise their child together. Reportedly, his decision is based on the fact that he would like to further his modeling career which is centralized in New York.

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Mack Move:  Now Halle is on most everybody’s list of Top Notch females, including mine, but I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt on this one and go against what probably every sane nigga is thinking (this fool stupid). The first possibility is that the bitch is crazy. I don’t give a damn how fine a female is, a fucked up attitude or mind will cause any nigga to see thru her looks eventually. I don’t see it but it’s possible. The second possibility is…he just tired of fucking her! YEP, I SAID IT! (more…)