Poppa Was A Pimp

“Somewhere in the world, there’s a guy who’s sick of f*cking a Halle Berry.”
  -Salli Richardson

Realer words have never been spoken. It takes a special kinda woman to be able to have that type of understanding about the male perspective.

Most women (and the majority of men) would look at that statement and immediately think Salli must’ve bumped her damn head somewhere. Halle Berry is considered by many to be the epitome of beauty. That’s that one chick that every man wants and every woman wants to look like. Who would get tired of f*cking her?

I WOULD!!!

Why? Because at the end of the day…p*ssy is p*ssy. You take Halle Berry’s face/body and replace it with Beyonce or Meagan Good or Rihanna or Whoopi Goldberg (lol) and ya still got what…the same p*ssy!!!

 The thing most women fail to understand is that it takes more to keep a man’s attention than the average. Now, let’s say Halle was just ehhh in bed. What do you think would happen to a man with a high sex drive? Do you think he would stay faithful to her because she is so beautiful. Hell nah! (Point proven by her ex Eric Benet!!!)

Now if ole girl was up on her game and loved to perform in the bedroom it’s another story. Let’s say she was a ’student’ of the bedroom and was constantly introducing new situations, toys and positions to the mix…do you think ole boy still would’ve cheated? Maybe but it’s less likely. For some…there’s just no p*ssy like new p*ssy. For most men though, I think if Halle could carry herself as the superstar she is public and come home and f*ck like the pornstar she has the potential to be, it would keep them quite satisfied!

-DaddyCool