Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Rumor from Ok Magazinehas it that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are now engaged. They report that Kim was photographed over the weekend wearing a 10 karat ring. Kim didn’t admit to being engaged but did say that things were getting serious.

Mack Move: First off, any n*gga with eyes can see that Kim is a bad b*tch. That Ray-J sextape had that sh*t even more obvious LOL. That’s the only hold up I’d have her. I could not see myself marrying a b*tch with a porno that half the world has seen. I know they say you can’t help your past but F*CK THAT! Hell she might as well be walking around naked with cum on her chin cause that’s how every man that seen the tape is going to imagine her. Now I ain’t saying #25 shouldn’t have poked her. She is physically on her game no doubt but I don’t know about wifin her. To each his own I guess. Shout out to Ray-J!!! LOL

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Bossip dropped exclusive news and is reporting that they have learned from a “highly placed source close to actress Lauren London” that she is engaged to Lil Wayne.

Mack Move: This shit came outta nowhere for me. Who knew they were even kickin it in the first place? I guess the n*gga tryin to 1-up Superhead. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Lauren London is a bad bitch. I gotta tilt my hat to this cat on this one. I heard Superhead say in a radio interview that she fucked Wayne in the ass with a strap-on (FFWD to about 57:30). Now that and the whole shit with him kissing Baby on the lips had me thinking the lil n*gga was fruity. Hell, he may still be that on the low but in the words of Pimp C…don’t be “poisoning the pussy population wit’ ya shitty ol’ dirty-ass dick!” Make ya mind up homey.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: People reports that Super Producer Timbaland is now engaged to his grilfried/publicist Monique Idlett. They have also revealed that she just had thier first child together a few days ago. According to their source, the two have been dating for two years.

Mack Move: Under absolutely no circumstances would I allow young lady to continue in her role as my publicist once I started tappin that ass. It’s no secret that most women tend to catch feelings once get sexed proper. It doesn’t matter if all the cards are laid out up front and you said flat out that “I ain’t about shit and I just want some pussy on the side with no strings attached,” if you lay the dick well, she’ll think she can change you with some work. Now, with that being said, the last thing you need is her making some type of emotional decisions that end up fucking up your money because you ain’t called her back that morning or some silly shit like that.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The homies over at Bossip have heard from sources that Marques Houston is engaged to Jennifer Freeman.

Mack Move: Damn. I ain’t even know of this lil relationship. My guess is this: Homeboy probably started courting ole girl around the time they filmed You Got Served. Hell, he probably got shut down by Meagan Good first. So he and babygirl go out a couple times and he finds out Miss Freeman ain’t givin up that sweet nectar until she gets a ring on that finger. Homeboy says fuck that, and proceeds to go shake his dick at Kim Kardashian and probably a couple other hoodrats. He then runs into ole girl again and after a lil time around her, he’s convinced he has to have that trim to survive so he pops that question to her. But hey…that’s just how I see the shit going down!

-DaddyCool