Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Peopleare reporting that the wedding took place yesterday on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia.

Mack Move: Ya can’t hate on donkey for this move here. Tracey Edmonds is a bad b*tch for sure. Top notch indeed. A 100% come-up from the hungry-looking b*tch he was married to before. Tracey ain’t packing half the body of Mel B, but she makes up for it where it counts…in the bank! I’m sure at age 46, Eddie has probably gotten most of his d*ck-shaking outta the way so maybe he’ll make it work out. Shit is a good move to help kill them Johnny Gill rumors at least.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: While cruising Bossip, I caught wind that not only is Eddie Murphy starting a new record label, Murphy Entertainment, but his “flagship” artist is famed cocksucker Karrine ‘Superhead’ Steffans!

Mack Move: I first heard about “Superhead” in that old Jadakiss song. You know the one…

“I gotta chick named Superhead, she give Superhead/
The bitch turned ’round and even gave the Super head”

When I first heard it I thought it was all hype, especially when the book came out. I thought I had seen the best a fellatio technician has to offer. Then I finally seen her in that damn porno with Mr. Marcus and discovered THE HYPE WAS REAL!!!

My point is, the proof is in the show. I gotta see it to believe. To be honest though, I could care less about if she can sing or not. Who in the hell wants to hear what comes OUT her mouth at this point? She sells books by talking about what goes IN it. Stick to the script beeyotch!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: According to The Sun, Eddie Murphy has refused to reach a deal over the welfare of the daughter he fathered with Mel B. Reportedly, Eddie advised his lawyer that he has no interest in ever even meeting his daughter by Mel. Since Eddie refused to make a visitation offer, the judge was forced to adjourn the case for another 3 months.

Sources had this to say, “It is so unfair on the little girl. If Eddie wasn’t prepared to take on the consequences of his actions he should have kept his trousers zipped.”

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Mack Move: Damn homey. Speaking as a man, I gotta say it’s pretty fucked up if this shit is true. As a young pimp in training, I didn’t have my biological father around and still don’t fuck with the n*gga till this day. Luckily, I had my Granddaddy around to soak game up from. I know how it is to grow up that way and it ain’t easy. Ain’t no reason for a rich cat like him to be like that. The situation ain’t hurtin your pockets so just be there for the lil girl. That’s keeping it pimpin. I can’t respect a man that can’t “man-up” and would rather fuck the lil innocent girl life up by neglecting it. Real talk…it’s a bitch movie patna.

Oh…as far as him wrapping it up and keeping his “trousers zipped”, that’s some ole bullshit. Mel B fine as a muhfucca! I woulda hit too. He should’a pulled out tho…but we all made that mistake before when that pussy gets a strangehold on ya common sense for that hot second!

-DaddyCool