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I like to relate a female to a diamond. Some shine brighter than others. You got plenty different cuts, shapes and colors out there but at the end of the day, it’s all about that shine and clarity. The Diamond Clarity Scale goes from FL – Internally Flawless all the way down to I – Imperfect. I like to keep it simple and run the ladies down from Grade A – Top Notch to Grade C – Hoodrat.

Grade A (Top Notch, Wifey, etc)

Ex: Halle Berry, Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Oprah (haha…you damn right!), etc…

This is that chick commonly referred to by the squares as ‘wifey’. She has that total package that every man wants once it’s time to slow down. She is independent, driven, does not nag and has her own hustle. She must also be beautiful, which is subjective to the man looking at her. (Different strokes for different folks) Grade A females are able to elevate their man to that next level, whatever that may be for him. The only downside to this type of female actually lies in the man that meets her. Fellas, if you ain’t ready to settle with it and you don’t have a strong Mack Mentality, then stay clear! Step ya game up and get back at this type later down the line. Plenty-a-square fuck up their lives getting in too deep with this type of female only to fuck the situation (eg, the money) up over new pussy. The only way to avoid the shit is to either keep tunnel vision and focus on stacking your paper and just have fun with ole girl OR square your ass up and wife her. She is platinum to a man (or mack) and poison to a boy.

Grade B (HLF, Sidepiece, etc)

Ex: Kim Kardashian, Jessica Alba, Meagan Good, etc…

Still shining bright, this grade of female retains many of the traits of Grade A but may be missing just a couple of key qualities at any given point in time. Typically, this female is either young in age, mind or both. She could be fine as hell…but she nags. Or she she gives you great conversation but she isn’t ambitious and independent. Or the pussy is good but she won’t suck your…(lol). There is always something that keeps her from getting to that next level. Some reach it with time and others don’t. An immature 20 year old may turn out to be an immature 40 year old. It takes more than time to upgrade one’s self. Peep game. If she recognizes her flaws and wants to get it right, keep her in pocket and see what happens. She has enough good to outweigh the bullshit right? If not, do ya thing with her and keep it pimpin as always.

Grade C (Hoodrat, Jumpoff, etc)

Ex: Karrine “Superhead” Steffans

This is likely that female that has such a reputation in her hood that she has to move outta town and trap a nigga that don’t know no better. Even if she ain’t out fucking Jimmy, Jerome and Jeff, she ain’t doing a damn thing else either. She is one-dimensional and trapped in a project-chick mentality. It pays to have hood sense but if that’s ALL she got then use her for what she’s good for. That’s not to say that some aren’t respectable. Game recognize game. Take Superhead for instance. That bitch is the all-time jumpoff. I don’t give a fuck what she calls it, she was nothing more than an excellent prostitute. I give props when they’re due though. Not many whores get to go on Oprah and talk about the money they made from the books they wrote about the dicks they sucked! But…she getting that paper. Only thing she needs now is guidance from a pimp.

- DaddyCool

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