Square Biz: It looks like whoever this cat is that Serena Williams is always photographed with has broken her heart. How do I know? Check out her website. She wrote a long ass blog about how she is all broken apart from the situation. Check out this excerpt:
What did you do wrong? You wonder. Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Was it the way I acted? Was I too nice? Was I too mean? What was it? You know its not you, but u cant help but look at that man in the mirror. You can’t help but pick yourself apart. Were you too nice? Why did you go against your rules? Why were you nice? Why did you cook? Why did you clean? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And again and again you can’t come up with the answer.
Mack Move: First off, what the f*ck is she talkin bout with “the man in the mirror” sh*t? I always have thought she was a lil too d*mn big! The man in the mirror? I don’t care how much feelings you had built up in that fool head, I can’t blame him for bouncing if he found that you been tucking a d*ck!
Sh*t trips me out when non-celebrity folk put out all they biz on the net. Famous folk doing it is even dumber if ya ask a pimp. The media and all that sh*t be up ya ass every minute of the day and you complain about it. Yet…when some ‘personal’ sh*t go down you feel the need to post it online? Was this your first boyfriend? Ain’t that sh*t a bit childish. I tell ya what baby, if you was born all female then come holla at a pimp! I’ll get ya mind right. If the doc put you together on some Transformers sh*t then keep that sh*t where it’s at cause Daddy can’t f*ck wit ya!
Square Biz: Fox News reported that a Philadelphia man found out his wife was cheating on him and sent the co-recipient of his wife’s punani a severed cow head he bought from a butcher’s shop.
Authorities in Lower Pottsgrove, northwest of Philadelphia, arrested Fife and charged him with stalking, terroristic threats, disorderly conduct and harassment after he allegedly sent threatening messages and pictures to the victim between May and September 2006.
Mack Move: Homeboy handled this sh*t like a female would! 4 months go by and all you do is send messages and a cow head? First of all, he shouldn’t even be in contact with the dude in the situation anyway unless he personally knew him. If it was personal then it was disrespectful. If not, then it was just a man taking p*ssy that was available to him. Either way he needs to check his wife cause she was the one that gave it up. Second, if ya wanna take out ya frustration then go see ole boy don’t send no damn messages. What you auditioning for a scary movie or something?
“…congratulations. Sorry it’s taken so long.” Ain’t that a b*tch! This cat been locked up 26 yrs for taking p*ssy he ain’t even take and that’s all ya’ll gotta say? IMO…the lady that pointed him outta the line up should be sentenced to give him the p*ssy anytime he would like for the next 26 yrs of her life! That’s justice!
Square Biz: Peep the above clip of a supposed sextape starring actress Vivica Fox (propz to Mrs. G for the link). Sandra Rose was first to report it and had this to say regarding it:
In the tape, an apparently inebriated Vivica can be seen on her knees servicing a male friend who surreptitiously taped the encounter on his cell phone. Allegedly the man, who lives in Atlanta, emailed the tape to friends who emailed it to Vivica. She quickly forwarded the tape to a friend at the Atlanta police department.
Mack Move: Damn Viv! You too old for that sh*t babygirl! That ’sextape leak for publicity’ stunt only works for the young girls. If you would’a dropped that sh*t bout 10 years back and you’d have an Oscar by now lol.
Real Talk…I can’t tell if its her or not from the lil clip but I’d expect better from her. I mean damn…she ain’t even puttin no neck into it. She all stiff wit it! LMAO…it does look like she may be deepthroating it at least. Set It Off ole girl!!!
Now what she packin in them pants is something us dirty south cats refer to as a ’snapper’ (as in the fish for ya’ll slow folk lol). She probably be puttin the cobra clutch on Ice T if she grip that that pole like she grip them jeans!
Square Biz: Peopleare reporting that the wedding took place yesterday on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia.
Mack Move: Ya can’t hate on donkey for this move here. Tracey Edmonds is a bad b*tch for sure. Top notch indeed. A 100% come-up from the hungry-looking b*tch he was married to before. Tracey ain’t packing half the body of Mel B, but she makes up for it where it counts…in the bank! I’m sure at age 46, Eddie has probably gotten most of his d*ck-shaking outta the way so maybe he’ll make it work out. Shit is a good move to help kill them Johnny Gill rumors at least.
Square Biz: Rumor from Ok Magazinehas it that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are now engaged. They report that Kim was photographed over the weekend wearing a 10 karat ring. Kim didn’t admit to being engaged but did say that things were getting serious.
Mack Move: First off, any n*gga with eyes can see that Kim is a bad b*tch. That Ray-J sextape had that sh*t even more obvious LOL. That’s the only hold up I’d have her. I could not see myself marrying a b*tch with a porno that half the world has seen. I know they say you can’t help your past but F*CK THAT! Hell she might as well be walking around naked with cum on her chin cause that’s how every man that seen the tape is going to imagine her. Now I ain’t saying #25 shouldn’t have poked her. She is physically on her game no doubt but I don’t know about wifin her. To each his own I guess. Shout out to Ray-J!!! LOL
Sexually. You better believe that sh*t is real talk! Now I ain’t talkin about ya grandma’s age but give me a night with a fine woman age 30-45 over a just as fine woman under that age bracket any day! Why…let me count the ways:
1. Less Games- All women like sex regardless of age. The difference lies in the fact that older women don’t tend to make a man jump through hoops to get to that point. It’s much easier to get from A (approach) —-to—- B (bedroom) with a mature woman than her younger counterparts. This is because she knows what she wants and no longer feels the need to make the man ‘chase’ so that she does not feel slutty for wanting sex. She is comfortable enough with her sexuality to bypass the bullsh*t.
2. More Experience - An older woman has a much better understanding of men due to the increased number of experiences she has had. While every man of course is not the same, she has seen enough in general that she is able to perform well enough to please the majority. Experience is the best teacher and practice makes perfect.
3. Less Inhibitions - Older women are much more adventuresome. They are much more understanding of the fact that average is BORING after a while. This is why many men feel like there is a constant need to switch up and get new p*ssy from time to time. If a man is going to be sexing the same woman, the least that can be done is for her to be experimentational. Younger women tend to be much more reserved. It is now 2008…there should not be a woman on this planet that is unwilling to suck d*ck! POINT BLANK! Yet, there are. Hell, I just got rid of one myself. (You know who you are.)
Now, I’m not saying there’s no hope for young women out there. All I’m saying is step your game up and grow the f*ck up! Get ya grown woman on and keep ya man happy!
