Poppa Was A Pimp

Immediately fire the b*tch that did your make up and the man you fuckin that let you leave the house like that. Also fire anybody that lied and said you looked good that night. Nobody likes a liar.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Latina author Irene Vilar’s new book, “Impossible Motherhood,” explores her dark past: 15 abortions in 16 years. Pro-choice, she hopes her shocking story will spark a national discussion on abortion, one that won’t compromise a woman’s right to reproductive freedom.

Mack Move: Damn lady! She must’ve been having abortions everytime she had a free minute to spare. I thought after a certain point that women will just stop being able to get preggo. I guess not! I’m guilty of…inspiring…an abortion or 2 back in my younger day but I ain’t fkn with 15! Her insides gotta be all fkd up. He probably still pissin out fetus.

-Daddy Cool

Am I fkd up for not being able to stop laughing at this video? Yall gotta admit the part where she stopped running and started doing the Harlem Shake was funny as hell! The sht is fkd up though! I bet she can ride a d*ck like crazy in a reverse cowgirl position though. Ok…I’m gonna stop now!

-Daddy Cool

What in the sam hell is this bullshit? Are you serious? Dude…drop your nuts and get that damn woman’s mind right! At this point you have 2 choices buddy: beat her ass or leave. You do anything less and it just flat out won’t work because she don’t respect you. I don’t condone beating a woman but damn bruh! WTF?

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Actress Mackenzie Phillips was on Oprah recently due to the fact that she is releasing a tell-all memoir. In the book, she reveals that she had a long term sexual relationship with her father, musician John Phillips. That’s right…HER FATHER! According to her, the relationship began around the time she was 18. For the first couple of years, she claims the incestous sex was not something she wanted, but the latter 8 years of their 10 year fling was consensual. She even aborted a child out of fear that it may have been her dad’s instead of her husband’s. Read more about it at CNN.

Mack Move: There is honestly no mack move for this shit! Who fks their own daughter? I don’t give a damn how much blow you sniff, that shit is just nasty as hell. And so is the damn daughter. At age 18, that whole shit was consensual regardless of the bullshit she says. No way she was high and raped for 2 years, then all of a sudden figure out she likes Daddy’s dick. Nasty fkrs!

-Daddy Cool

Who digs up their ass and sniffs their finger? WTF?

-Daddy Cool

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Former actress Maia Campbell, famous from her role as Tiffany in LL Cool J’s In The House, was recently revealed as a prostitute. The above video shows her captured in the streets. It had been reported previously that she was abusing crack cocaine.

Mack Move: You would never think she used to be fine as hell, but she was…I swear! I ain’t got nothing against a good streetwalker, but damn…she out there cracked out and shit. What the hell is she talkin bout? I just hope she ain’t got no pimp. That could have been primetime money in the bank. You know how much tricks would pay to bone a celebrity? What a waste!

-Daddy Cool

Wtf? Orgasmic birth? That sh*t don’t even make sense. I bet these same women ain’t gonna be satisfied with regular sex no more. They’ll be the same one’s on the internet shoving a watermellon up their cooch tryin to chase that orgasm again.

-Daddy Cool

The phattest ass ever???