
Immediately fire the b*tch that did your make up and the man you fuckin that let you leave the house like that. Also fire anybody that lied and said you looked good that night. Nobody likes a liar.
-Daddy Cool
Archive for the WTF? Category
Immediately fire the b*tch that did your make up and the man you fuckin that let you leave the house like that. Also fire anybody that lied and said you looked good that night. Nobody likes a liar. -Daddy Cool
Square Biz: Latina author Irene Vilar’s new book, “Impossible Motherhood,” explores her dark past: 15 abortions in 16 years. Pro-choice, she hopes her shocking story will spark a national discussion on abortion, one that won’t compromise a woman’s right to reproductive freedom. Mack Move: Damn lady! She must’ve been having abortions everytime she had a free minute to spare. I thought after a certain point that women will just stop being able to get preggo. I guess not! I’m guilty of…inspiring…an abortion or 2 back in my younger day but I ain’t fkn with 15! Her insides gotta be all fkd up. He probably still pissin out fetus. -Daddy Cool
Oct
13
2009
Superhead Talkin Shit About The Twerk TeamPosted by: DaddyCool in Caught On Tape, Random Jive, WTF?Square Biz: Karrine “Superhead” Steffans dedicated a post on her blog to call out the girls from Twerk Team. In regards to the above video, she posted this:
Mack Move: Now…it’s no secret that I’m a fan of the whole Twerk Team thing. Them girls make that thang work! Like most men, I can appreciate the hell out of that. Up until today, I was a fan of sorts of Superhead too. I mean, what man don’t like a chick that is actually known only for how well she sucks a dick? But now she going in on my girls like she ain’t the same bitch that swallowed all of hip hop’s cumshots to pay her rent. I mean damn! Game recognize game baby! I know you getting old and maybe the coochie done finally started to show them trillion miles you put on it, but there’s still a spot for you Karrine! You don’t have to hate the new breed. Just get on your knees and do what you do best. Let them girls entertain. You’re a few hundred dicks too late to talk anyway. -Daddy Cool
Sep
28
2009
East Clevland Mayor Eric Brewer Is An Undercover Drag QueenPosted by: DaddyCool in News & Mack Moves, WTF?Square Biz: Mayor of East Cleveland Eric Brewer is under pressure to respond to the leakage of a few photos that have him dressing up as a woman in plain clothes and lingerie. Mack Move: What in the wide wide world of faggotry is this? There is no mack move for this nonsense. This is what the leaders of our country do behind closed doors? Fuck it…I’ll take my black ass back to Africa! -Daddy Cool
Sep
25
2009
WTF Is Up With This Mackenzie Phillips Shit?Posted by: DaddyCool in WTF?, tags: mackenzie phillipsSquare Biz: Actress Mackenzie Phillips was on Oprah recently due to the fact that she is releasing a tell-all memoir. In the book, she reveals that she had a long term sexual relationship with her father, musician John Phillips. That’s right…HER FATHER! According to her, the relationship began around the time she was 18. For the first couple of years, she claims the incestous sex was not something she wanted, but the latter 8 years of their 10 year fling was consensual. She even aborted a child out of fear that it may have been her dad’s instead of her husband’s. Read more about it at CNN. Mack Move: There is honestly no mack move for this shit! Who fks their own daughter? I don’t give a damn how much blow you sniff, that shit is just nasty as hell. And so is the damn daughter. At age 18, that whole shit was consensual regardless of the bullshit she says. No way she was high and raped for 2 years, then all of a sudden figure out she likes Daddy’s dick. Nasty fkrs! -Daddy Cool
Sep
14
2009
Man Breaks In Ex Chick’s House & Skeets While She SleepsPosted by: DaddyCool in WTF?, tags: break in, skeet skeet
Square Biz: The Weekend Star reports that a man in Manchester is being brought up on criminal charges after breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home, masturbating and ejaculating on her face as she slept. Apparently she ended the relationship and he vowed revenge. Check the clip:
Mack Move: WTF? Damn Damn Damn…them cats over there in England are cold-blooded! I’d have just said ‘fuck it’ and moved on to her sister, best friend or mother and got my revenge like that. Ole boy took to a whole ‘nother level wit it though. -Daddy Cool Square Biz: Former actress Maia Campbell, famous from her role as Tiffany in LL Cool J’s In The House, was recently revealed as a prostitute. The above video shows her captured in the streets. It had been reported previously that she was abusing crack cocaine. Mack Move: You would never think she used to be fine as hell, but she was…I swear! I ain’t got nothing against a good streetwalker, but damn…she out there cracked out and shit. What the hell is she talkin bout? I just hope she ain’t got no pimp. That could have been primetime money in the bank. You know how much tricks would pay to bone a celebrity? What a waste! -Daddy Cool Wtf? Orgasmic birth? That sh*t don’t even make sense. I bet these same women ain’t gonna be satisfied with regular sex no more. They’ll be the same one’s on the internet shoving a watermellon up their cooch tryin to chase that orgasm again. -Daddy Cool
Square Biz: Two college teachers are under investigation after being caught having sex twice during a staff awards ceremony. Mack Move: Now I’ve had some good p….y in my lifetime but damn. Ole girl must’ve had stuff better than Eve’s (Ya know the p…y that made Adam bite into that forbidden fruit!) First off, ya can’t wait till ya get outta that building to get busy? Then ya get caught once and say fk it, let’s just go in this other room? P…y is the downfall of many a man! -Daddy Cool |