Poppa Was A Pimp

This n*gga is hilarious! Tila Tequila got a bit out of pocket on her Twitter with all that black people shit she was talkin. As far as my eyes can tell, this bitch is Chinese, or some shit like that. How she knows how to fix the black community is beyond me. Oh well. Get her Charlamange!

-Daddy Cool

It’s a damn shame that I ain’t go!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: After Kanye West pulled a liquor infused interjection of his own opinion at the MTV VMA awards, President Obama was interviewed and spoke upon the subject. Supposed to be ‘off the record,’ Obama spoke candidly enough to refer to Kanye as a Jackass.

Mack Move: Some say the HNIC was just tryin to impress the white folk. I say maybe so, but he’s right! Hell, he just said the same thing everyone else is saying, white or black. Obama ain’t gotta impress no damn body at this point. As the old folks would say though, you don’t talk family business with outsiders.

-Daddy Cool

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Now ya’ll know I ain’t bout all that trickin. This ain’t the type of holiday that a mack concerns himself with. Imagine trying to please a stable of 13 women on that one day. Please! Anyway, Nicole Narain is fine as hell. In this clip, she talks about her perfect Valentine’s Day. All you tricks take note.

-Daddy Cool

Wtf? Orgasmic birth? That sh*t don’t even make sense. I bet these same women ain’t gonna be satisfied with regular sex no more. They’ll be the same one’s on the internet shoving a watermellon up their cooch tryin to chase that orgasm again.

-Daddy Cool

And her parents will wonder where it all went wrong…

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I guess Mike Vick ain’t the only one envoking black man penis envy.

Maybe this is why Bill Clinton has been hating on Barack and his movement.

-DaddyCool

Porn a drug? Rehab = real life p*ssy. Go get some!

-DaddyCool