Poppa Was A Pimp

I been out on a trip to a pimp’s Mecca but not to worry…Daddy’s home now!

Now what she packin in them pants is something us dirty south cats refer to as a ’snapper’ (as in the fish for ya’ll slow folk lol). She probably be puttin the cobra clutch on Ice T if she grip that that pole like she grip them jeans!

-DaddyCool

-DaddyCool

Homeboy better watch out before his hairline takes over his whole face. I thought as you get older the hairline is suppose to go backwards. This n*gga might be an alien!

-DaddyCool

I wonder which is the bitch in this relationship…

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: http://www.zshare.net/audio/54759548b9535d/

Mack Move: This cat is hilarious! He just don’t give a fuck and says whatever is on his mind. I can respect that so peep it.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Clevand Cavalier Damon Jones is the shit…in his own mind. Peep the following quote from RealGossip 101:

“Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA. If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you’ll never see Damon Jones running behind any women. I don’t have to. Women choose. If a woman is interested in Damon Jones, she’s going to have to pursue me or we will never meet. I don’t have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.”

Mack Move: This n*gga is on some shit! I always say confidence is key, but that shit should never get you to the point that you reverse the roles and confuse yourself as a female. The game is the game. It does not change…the players do. Women choose; men give them reason to do so. Plenty players don’t ‘have’ to pursue women but do so because that’s how the game goes. Some women are simply not aggressive enough to approach a man, although she could be feeling the hell out of him. That’s when she throws out subtle hints for that man to catch the clue and spit that G. In short…get out the mirror homeboy.

-DaddyCool

Who gives a fuck…I’d wear that a$$ out either way!

-DaddyCool