Poppa Was A Pimp

A dedication is long overdue, but it’s better it come late than not at all. one of the original OG Pimps passed on October 19th of this year. If ya’ll need to be put up on game, then head over to Dolemite.com to check out my dude. This dude had a lot to do with shaping the mindset of the mack behind this keyboard. He is already missed. Keep it pimpin from above!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Karrine “Superhead” Steffans dropped the above video in response to a bad run in she had with NBA player Jermaine O’Neal. She claims that O’Neal slapped her ass after a platonic meeting in a hotel room.

Mack Move: B*tch please! Now ya’ll may think I’m hard on ole Superhead but I always make sure to show her the respect due for both her hustle and…talents. In this case, I gotta call bs! She knows the game and what n*ggaz want from her better than anyone. How the hell could she think that ‘platonic’ and ‘superhead’ can even exist together in a man’s brain?

-Daddy Cool

Superhead retiring? Say it ain’t so! How she gonna retire before she suck my…

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Ya’ll probably heard by now that Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick got himself caught up in a lil scandal recently with some text messages that proved he has been having an affair with his Chief of Staff Christine Beatty. Beatty has now resigned from her position stating that she “can no longer effectively carry out” her duties. The two used city issued pagers to exchange the messages below:

“I’m madly in love with you,” Kilpatrick wrote on Oct. 3, 2002.
“I hope you feel that way for a long time,” Beatty answered. “In case you haven’t noticed, I am madly in love with you, too!”
Beatty: “And, did you miss me, sexually?”
Kilpatrick: “Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. “

Mack Move: Why ain’t this n*gga running for prez along with Obama? BARACK, THIS IS YOUR NEW VP!

Lol…homeboy might not be too smart though to be a mayor. How the f*ck you gonna lie about creepin with ole girl (in court) and NOT expect them to look for evidence? You knew damn well you had been communicating with ole girl on them city-issued pagers and sh*t! You might as well had just manned up at that point like “f*ck it, ya’ll got me.” Now ya dumb ass gonna catch a perjury case.

The moral of the story is Pimp Smart, Not Hard!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The New York Times Union reported that baseball players apparently aren’t the only folk using steroids these days. A report from “confidential sources” cited 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Tyler Perry, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and others as all having steroids or HGH.

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Mack Move: Do we really need to give a damn about this sh*t? Is there some kinda rule book for musicians and actors that I don’t know about? Are they physically competing with each other like sports folk? Hell nah so who gives a flying f*ck if they wanna charge up on steroids or not. If Billy from McDonalds was on that sh*t and was flipping more burgers that Bob would you give a damn if he was shooting roids?

I bet it’s some simple minded mufuccas out there right now saying, “I knew Timbaland was on steroids that’s why he made all them hit records last year.” Get the f*ck outta here. Ya’ll keep shootin that sh*t! F*ck it!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Former Miami Heat 3-point marksman Glen Rice was arrested Friday morning and charged with felony battery after an altercation with his wife and her lover on the side. Glen came home and found the man, Alberto Perez in the closet of the master bedroom and served him a beatdown. Perez got 9 stitchez and Rice got locked up.

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Mack Move: Damn! Having been at one point on all 3 sides of this triangle I can mos def shed some light on how this sh*t should’a went down.

First, I’ll speak from Glen’s position, cause after all, a player is usually the result of a b*tch that did a good n*gga wrong. Now I ain’t catch my b*tch in the act but if I had I would’a felt compelled to KILL both of em! Real talk! Now I only mean had I been married. If it was just a b*tch I got down with minus that legal commitment and money invested then f*ck it…keep it pimpin. But this b*tch was Glen’s wife and had the nerve to do the dirt in the house he payin bills on!

Now from her POV, who the f*ck knows what she was thinking! My guess is she had suspicions that Glenn was doing his thing + she had no respect left for him as a man. Some women naturally feel the need to ‘get even’ and cheat in response to what they think their man is doing. This is understood but when that sh*t occurs in the house that you paying bills on then she callin you p*ssy and pullin ya hoe card at the same time. Ya’ll might’ve been creepin but eventually she wanted you to find the shit out. If not, they would’ve took it to a hotel.

As far as ole boy who took the beatdown, when you at another man’s crib borrowing his wife…STAY STRAPPED! Not just a rubber but a 9mm at the least! Ya got caught slippin homeboy!

-DaddyCool

Sexually. You better believe that sh*t is real talk! Now I ain’t talkin about ya grandma’s age but give me a night with a fine woman age 30-45 over a just as fine woman under that age bracket any day! Why…let me count the ways:

1. Less Games- All women like sex regardless of age. The difference lies in the fact that older women don’t tend to make a man jump through hoops to get to that point. It’s much easier to get from A (approach) —-to—- B (bedroom) with a mature woman than her younger counterparts. This is because she knows what she wants and no longer feels the need to make the man ‘chase’ so that she does not feel slutty for wanting sex. She is comfortable enough with her sexuality to bypass the bullsh*t.

2. More Experience – An older woman has a much better understanding of men due to the increased number of experiences she has had. While every man of course is not the same, she has seen enough in general that she is able to perform well enough to please the majority. Experience is the best teacher and practice makes perfect.

3. Less Inhibitions - Older women are much more adventuresome. They are much more understanding of the fact that average is BORING after a while. This is why many men feel like there is a constant need to switch up and get new p*ssy from time to time. If a man is going to be sexing the same woman, the least that can be done is for her to be experimentational. Younger women tend to be much more reserved. It is now 2008…there should not be a woman on this planet that is unwilling to suck d*ck! POINT BLANK! Yet, there are. Hell, I just got rid of one myself. (You know who you are.)

 Now, I’m not saying there’s no hope for young women out there. All I’m saying is step your game up and grow the f*ck up! Get ya grown woman on and keep ya man happy!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peep the video above in which former B2K member Raz-B backtracks on his previous claim of Chris Stokes formerly abusing he & his brother. He says that the video footage ‘leaked’ without his permission.

Mack Move: I don’t know what’s up with none of these cats. How the hell you gonna VIDEO TAPE YOURSELF talking about you was about to let the world know whats up, and then turn around talking bout the footage leaked without your permission? ***BITCH MOVE*** What type of sh*t is this? The pedophile must’ve hit him up and threaten to ‘molest’ him again I guess lol. I don’t care what none em say till they explain them fruity lil pictures they took together in they drawz! That ain’t no straight man sh*t!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Chris Stokes released the statement below to AHH in regards to the video leak from yesterday that claims he molested former B2K member Raz-B and brother:

“The accusations that Demario “Raz B” Thorton and Ricardo Thorton have made are vehemently false and hold no merit. I have recently stopped financially supporting both individuals along with assisting them with their criminal and legal matters which leads me to believe they are resentful and looking to benefit financially from this. My family is my first priority and the reason why I have been so supportive of them. In bringing these false claims, they have not only slandered me, they have also put me in a position to ensure that the truth is known and I will take all legal routes to protect myself, my family and my four children,” said Chris Stokes, CEO of The Ultimate Group.

“It’s also quite ironic that these statements were made only 2 weeks after they were denied admittance by a venue for an event I hosted in Beverly Hills,” added Stokes.

Mack Move: Don’t be tryin to cop deuces now homeboy! He done already got caught on candid camera basically admitting the sh*t. I guess it’s different when ya know the public is listening huh? The proof is on tape homey. “Slandered me?” Hell, you slandered ya damn self on this one.

My thing is, if ya wanna be gay then go off and be gay with other gay folk but damn…you gotta take lil boys ass too? What make this sh*t even worse is they are related to each other! This cat on some other sh*t for real.

Apparently, these claims ain’t even brand new. How the f*ck anybody explain these lil n*ggaz in the bed in they drawz like it’s cool? I’m glad I ain’t got kids yet to try to explain this ole funny bullsh*t going on with they idols.

-DaddyCool

EDIT: After some type of legal threat or whatever, the vidz have been taken down. I will not remove my opinions on the situation, however, since I’m entitled to speak on whatever the fuck I wanna!!!!!

Square Biz: Peep the first of two videos in which former B2K member Raz B speak with the sister and father of Marques Houston about former manager and older cousin Chris Stokes molesting him when he was younger. Check out the second video below with Raz’s older brother Ricky Romance speaking directly with Stokes regarding the situation.

Mack Move: Now it’s one thing if you a say you was a child that was getting molested (Raz B). As far as that sh*t goes, ain’t too much he could do if true but tell. That just means ole Stokes is a nasty punk muhfucca. Now it’s some whole nother other sh*t if you a grown ass man talking about you gettin molested (Ricky Romance). How the f*ck is you talking about you shouldn’t have to work under them circumstances and do gay sh*t to get money? How the hell does a grown man get molested? That ain’t molestation n*gga you gay! Take yo old ass to the police station and say that shit so the boys in blue can laugh at yo ass. I’m LMMFAO at ya!

-DaddyCool