Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: While cruising Bossip, I caught wind that not only is Eddie Murphy starting a new record label, Murphy Entertainment, but his “flagship” artist is famed cocksucker Karrine ‘Superhead’ Steffans!

Mack Move: I first heard about “Superhead” in that old Jadakiss song. You know the one…

“I gotta chick named Superhead, she give Superhead/
The bitch turned ’round and even gave the Super head”

When I first heard it I thought it was all hype, especially when the book came out. I thought I had seen the best a fellatio technician has to offer. Then I finally seen her in that damn porno with Mr. Marcus and discovered THE HYPE WAS REAL!!!

My point is, the proof is in the show. I gotta see it to believe. To be honest though, I could care less about if she can sing or not. Who in the hell wants to hear what comes OUT her mouth at this point? She sells books by talking about what goes IN it. Stick to the script beeyotch!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Karrinne “Superhead” Steffans has a new hustle in her much-used magic box. She has a new site up in which she is using to sell a few of her worn outfits.

Mack Move: Can you believe the AUDACITY of this whore? LMAO @ selling your old dresses (cum stains most-likely still present) online. She should call the shit “Goodwill…For Whores.” Nah but str8 up this bitch’s brain is trained to get the money! I’ve said over and over I respect the hell outta that shit (even though she don’t respect the game and violated the code with the whole book shit).

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The fine ass former Miss USA recently spoke to Essence on the subject of her new book, Game: Get Some. She says she wrote the advice guide to to put guys up on game which would helps save the female population from dealing with so many lames who don’t have a clue. Check out the interview below:

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Square Biz: The legendary musician and heavy-handed wife-beater Ike Turner, aka Mr. “Eat the cake Anna Mae,” died today at age 76. His cause of death has yet to be released.

Mack Move: Real talk…this dude is a legend…and nah I ain’t talking about for beating Tina! Not only is he in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, it is he who is credited with making the first ever rock ‘n’ roll record. The man won another Grammy this year! My point is that I hope he will be remembered for more than just whipping Tina’s ass with a boot. I’m sure the media will try to portray him as only a monster but that ‘break-a-bitch face’ mentality still doesn’t demean what he did for music. With that said…RIP IKE!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Mike Vick was finally sentenced today in his dogfighting case. For his role in the situation he got 23 months in jail. Because of federal guidelines, he will do at least 20 months and be eligible for good behavior release at that time.

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Mack Move: First of all, I want ya’ll to click on that source link above this sentence. Take a long read and digest it because I’m about to flush that bullshit.

This Michael Ventre muhfucca obviously has a problem with Mike Vick. His problem, like many of those coming down on Vick, is about more than just dogfighting. It’s about society’s fear of the black man’s dick.

For those with an ignorant misunderstanding of that last statement, allow me to break it down for ya’ll.  Going back to slavery times, the typical white male’s belief is that every black man has a humongous penis. This signifies a threat to them. This belief is that the black man is more sexually potent than his white counterparts. The fear is that this is a threat to civilization as they know it, or would like to have it, with the white man in power and outnumbering the black man. After all, every woman wants ‘the big dick’ right? It’s enough that the black man’s dick is so overpowering, but to throw money in the equation guarantee’s he will be a target. Something has to be done to make up for the O.J. case right?

First of all, 23 months is some bullshit any way ya wanna look at it! That absurd amount of time basically ensures that his NFL career is a wrap. In no way do I believe the time fits the crime either. At the end of the day, he fucked up. He knows this. But what exactly did he do? Nothing that isn’t done everyday. I have had dogs my entire life but do I think dogfighting should lead to 23 months in prison? Fuck no! This ain’t just some pro-black voice talking…the shit simply is stupid. I’d feel the same way if you told me Tom Brady was in the same shit. Well, he probably kills deer and fights chickens and shit though. Oh yeah…that ain’t a problem huh?

Square Biz: Indiana Pacers guard Jamal Tinsley and several of his comrades barely escaped an apparent hit or robbery attempt early Sunday. Tinsley and his people were at the Cloud 9 club in 3 cars that he owns, including a Rolls Royce. After leaving the club, Tinsley’s group pulled into the Conrad Hotel when 2 cars that were following them opened fire with a .223 assault rifle. The only injured person was the team’s equipment manager.

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Mack Move: The missing part of this story is whether or not it was provoked. Meaning, did ole boy cause the problems he had? Was he running around flashing dollars in broke folk face trying to make it rain? That’s like waiving steaks in front of a pack of wolves. Jamal Tinsley is from the streets so he should know better if that was the case. If not, then he was just a victim of circumstance. A rich cat that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Dig this…the Pacers were actually thinking about punishing him! WTF for? Is getting shot the hell up against league rules now?

-DaddyCool

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SHOUT OUT TO JAY-Z!!! lmao

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: MTV reported this afternoon that the 20-year old raper was rushed to the hospital after a concert performance last night in Cincinnati. His record label released a statement saying that he’s suffering from “stress and exhaustion.”

Mack Move: Aight…who the fuck gets rushed to the hospital for “stress and exhaustion?” Only these celebrity muthafuccas! I think that shit is codename for ‘he sniffed some bad coke’ or some shit like that. Stress is being broke. I ain’t never seen nobody without money go to the hospital cause they stressed about bills and shit!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Pimp C, one of the realest to ever pick up a microphone was found dead in a L.A. hotel room this morning. At this time cause of death has not been released. Coverage is ongoing.

Mack Move: Pimp will definitely be missed. He was a musical genius and a real dude. Neither one of those are easy to find. His memory and name will forever live on thru his music. We salute you bruh.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Ya’ll may or may not have already checked the above video of Akon tossing a 15 year old off stage at his concert. The incident happened on June 3rd at one of his concert. It took a minute but Akon has finally been charged with a misdemeanor of endagering the welfare of a minor and second-degree harassment.

Mack Move: You bout to be “Locked Up” and it “Don’t Matter” if you can sing or not cause if you get “Konvicted”, some n*gga in jail might just wanna “Smack That” if you ain’t the “Gangsta” you say you are! LOL…nah but them ain’t no major charges. Community service at the most is my prediction.

-DaddyCool