Poppa Was A Pimp

Hell, I can’t blame dude. He laid down dollars to a lying ass female for a child that wasn’t his. IMO, he should have the right to get his paper back. And why the hell is the crowd always siding with the scandalous ass female? 3 kids…all negative? In the words of Ludacris…”Youzza hooooe….hoe!”

-Daddy Cool

Damn buddy! I could understand if she was gettin raped, but if she was willingly throwin out that kitty then you can’t bust caps at the boyfriend cause he caught it!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Karrine “Superhead” Steffans dedicated a post on her blog to call out the girls from Twerk Team. In regards to the above video, she posted this:

Because strippers go to college too.
Because someone’s parents paid for this.
Because young black women don’t value their bodies.
Because young black men only value young black women’s bodies.
Because I threw a dollar @ my Macbook.
Because it’s hard not to shake your ass @ Lil Wayne.
Because I can’t read your ass when it’s moving so fast.
Because if you had a dad he would kick your ass!

Mack Move: Now…it’s no secret that I’m a fan of the whole Twerk Team thing. Them girls make that thang work! Like most men, I can appreciate the hell out of that. Up until today, I was a fan of sorts of Superhead too. I mean, what man don’t like a chick that is actually known only for how well she sucks a dick? But now she going in on my girls like she ain’t the same bitch that swallowed all of hip hop’s cumshots to pay her rent. I mean damn! Game recognize game baby! I know you getting old and maybe the coochie done finally started to show them trillion miles you put on it, but there’s still a spot for you Karrine! You don’t have to hate the new breed. Just get on your knees and do what you do best. Let them girls entertain. You’re a few hundred dicks too late to talk anyway.

-Daddy Cool

Damn…ole girl can’t even go to the bathroom unless she got permission. Ain’t that a b*tch? I believe a man should be the head of his household in all cases, but dizzamn pimp!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Mayor of East Cleveland Eric Brewer is under pressure to respond to the leakage of a few photos that have him dressing up as a woman in plain clothes and lingerie.

Mack Move: What in the wide wide world of faggotry is this? There is no mack move for this nonsense. This is what the leaders of our country do behind closed doors? Fuck it…I’ll take my black ass back to Africa!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Actress Mackenzie Phillips was on Oprah recently due to the fact that she is releasing a tell-all memoir. In the book, she reveals that she had a long term sexual relationship with her father, musician John Phillips. That’s right…HER FATHER! According to her, the relationship began around the time she was 18. For the first couple of years, she claims the incestous sex was not something she wanted, but the latter 8 years of their 10 year fling was consensual. She even aborted a child out of fear that it may have been her dad’s instead of her husband’s. Read more about it at CNN.

Mack Move: There is honestly no mack move for this shit! Who fks their own daughter? I don’t give a damn how much blow you sniff, that shit is just nasty as hell. And so is the damn daughter. At age 18, that whole shit was consensual regardless of the bullshit she says. No way she was high and raped for 2 years, then all of a sudden figure out she likes Daddy’s dick. Nasty fkrs!

-Daddy Cool

Damn, that’s all it takes to put a celebrity chick on the corner???

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: The Weekend Star reports that a man in Manchester is being brought up on criminal charges after breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home, masturbating and ejaculating on her face as she slept. Apparently she ended the relationship and he vowed revenge. Check the clip:

The woman said she and the man were together for years but she decided to end it about two days before the incident … . According to her, he said he was going to ‘Fix har business’,” Detective Corporal Jackson said.

According to the police, the complainant reported that she was asleep in the wee-hours of the morning and was awoken by strange sounds and the feeling of liquid on her face.

When her eyes were opened, her ex-lover was said to be standing over her, while putting on his pants.

The complainant reportedly told the police that she immediately ran to the bathroom and realized that is was semen that was on her face.

Mack Move: WTF? Damn Damn Damn…them cats over there in England are cold-blooded! I’d have just said ‘fuck it’ and moved on to her sister, best friend or mother and got my revenge like that. Ole boy took to a whole ‘nother level wit it though.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: This just in (a few days ago), NFL star Shawn Merriman is being accuse by his girlfriend jumpoff Tila Tequila of an assault involving choking and restraint. Her first pictures since the incident are below.

Mack Move: Homeboy says she’s lying. Looking at his track record of past ass-whippings and steroid abuse, she probably isn’t. Something probably did happen. I doubt it was as serious as she is saying. She ain’t but 4 feet tall. This nigga is 6’4″ 270lbs of crazy and if he whipped that ass then you’d have a lot more than bruises on your arms. She ain’t even get Rhianna’d.

-Daddy Cool

Pimpin Ken has a few harsh words for ya boy Tip b.k.a T.I. Now, I dig Tip’s music and all that but I understand what pimpin is saying. I can’t really cosign cause I can see it from Tip’s side. If Tip did snitch then Ken is 100 with what he’s sayin. Ain’t no place in the game for snitches…period! Buddy got a fine line to walk with tryin to balance out keepin it street and doing what he gotta do to keep his ass outta jail.

For the record though, that sh*t about ‘it ain’t trickin if ya got it,’ is some trick sh*t! Straight up!

-Daddy Cool