Poppa Was A Pimp

Now yall might expect me to come down hard on ole girl for killing a pimp. I can’t even front though, I kinda feel a lil soft spot for ole girl. Her being cute might have a lil something to do w/ it. But other than that, ole boy broke her at the age of 13. I mean ain’t no 13 year old girl built for that shit. If she was grown then hey, that’s just the game but damn! The judge ain’t have the same kinda soft spot I do though. Life w/ no parole for a 16 year old? Damn. The judge must have been either a former pimp or a former customer.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Mayor of East Cleveland Eric Brewer is under pressure to respond to the leakage of a few photos that have him dressing up as a woman in plain clothes and lingerie.

Mack Move: What in the wide wide world of faggotry is this? There is no mack move for this nonsense. This is what the leaders of our country do behind closed doors? Fuck it…I’ll take my black ass back to Africa!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: After Kanye West pulled a liquor infused interjection of his own opinion at the MTV VMA awards, President Obama was interviewed and spoke upon the subject. Supposed to be ‘off the record,’ Obama spoke candidly enough to refer to Kanye as a Jackass.

Mack Move: Some say the HNIC was just tryin to impress the white folk. I say maybe so, but he’s right! Hell, he just said the same thing everyone else is saying, white or black. Obama ain’t gotta impress no damn body at this point. As the old folks would say though, you don’t talk family business with outsiders.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Karrine “Superhead” Steffans dropped the above video in response to a bad run in she had with NBA player Jermaine O’Neal. She claims that O’Neal slapped her ass after a platonic meeting in a hotel room.

Mack Move: B*tch please! Now ya’ll may think I’m hard on ole Superhead but I always make sure to show her the respect due for both her hustle and…talents. In this case, I gotta call bs! She knows the game and what n*ggaz want from her better than anyone. How the hell could she think that ‘platonic’ and ‘superhead’ can even exist together in a man’s brain?

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Ya’ll probably heard by now that Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick got himself caught up in a lil scandal recently with some text messages that proved he has been having an affair with his Chief of Staff Christine Beatty. Beatty has now resigned from her position stating that she “can no longer effectively carry out” her duties. The two used city issued pagers to exchange the messages below:

“I’m madly in love with you,” Kilpatrick wrote on Oct. 3, 2002.
“I hope you feel that way for a long time,” Beatty answered. “In case you haven’t noticed, I am madly in love with you, too!”
Beatty: “And, did you miss me, sexually?”
Kilpatrick: “Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. “

Mack Move: Why ain’t this n*gga running for prez along with Obama? BARACK, THIS IS YOUR NEW VP!

Lol…homeboy might not be too smart though to be a mayor. How the f*ck you gonna lie about creepin with ole girl (in court) and NOT expect them to look for evidence? You knew damn well you had been communicating with ole girl on them city-issued pagers and sh*t! You might as well had just manned up at that point like “f*ck it, ya’ll got me.” Now ya dumb ass gonna catch a perjury case.

The moral of the story is Pimp Smart, Not Hard!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The New York Times Union reported that baseball players apparently aren’t the only folk using steroids these days. A report from “confidential sources” cited 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Tyler Perry, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and others as all having steroids or HGH.

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Mack Move: Do we really need to give a damn about this sh*t? Is there some kinda rule book for musicians and actors that I don’t know about? Are they physically competing with each other like sports folk? Hell nah so who gives a flying f*ck if they wanna charge up on steroids or not. If Billy from McDonalds was on that sh*t and was flipping more burgers that Bob would you give a damn if he was shooting roids?

I bet it’s some simple minded mufuccas out there right now saying, “I knew Timbaland was on steroids that’s why he made all them hit records last year.” Get the f*ck outta here. Ya’ll keep shootin that sh*t! F*ck it!

-DaddyCool

Click the pic for the uncensored version. I guess panties are optional for ole girl. I can work with that.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peep the above clip of a supposed sextape starring actress Vivica Fox (propz to Mrs. G for the link). Sandra Rose was first to report it and had this to say regarding it:

In the tape, an apparently inebriated Vivica can be seen on her knees servicing a male friend who surreptitiously taped the encounter on his cell phone. Allegedly the man, who lives in Atlanta, emailed the tape to friends who emailed it to Vivica. She quickly forwarded the tape to a friend at the Atlanta police department.

Mack Move: Damn Viv! You too old for that sh*t babygirl! That ‘sextape leak for publicity’ stunt only works for the young girls. If you would’a dropped that sh*t bout 10 years back and you’d have an Oscar by now lol.

Real Talk…I can’t tell if its her or not from the lil clip but I’d expect better from her. I mean damn…she ain’t even puttin no neck into it. She all stiff wit it! LMAO…it does look like she may be deepthroating it at least. Set It Off ole girl!!!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peep the video above in which former B2K member Raz-B backtracks on his previous claim of Chris Stokes formerly abusing he & his brother. He says that the video footage ‘leaked’ without his permission.

Mack Move: I don’t know what’s up with none of these cats. How the hell you gonna VIDEO TAPE YOURSELF talking about you was about to let the world know whats up, and then turn around talking bout the footage leaked without your permission? ***BITCH MOVE*** What type of sh*t is this? The pedophile must’ve hit him up and threaten to ‘molest’ him again I guess lol. I don’t care what none em say till they explain them fruity lil pictures they took together in they drawz! That ain’t no straight man sh*t!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Chris Stokes released the statement below to AHH in regards to the video leak from yesterday that claims he molested former B2K member Raz-B and brother:

“The accusations that Demario “Raz B” Thorton and Ricardo Thorton have made are vehemently false and hold no merit. I have recently stopped financially supporting both individuals along with assisting them with their criminal and legal matters which leads me to believe they are resentful and looking to benefit financially from this. My family is my first priority and the reason why I have been so supportive of them. In bringing these false claims, they have not only slandered me, they have also put me in a position to ensure that the truth is known and I will take all legal routes to protect myself, my family and my four children,” said Chris Stokes, CEO of The Ultimate Group.

“It’s also quite ironic that these statements were made only 2 weeks after they were denied admittance by a venue for an event I hosted in Beverly Hills,” added Stokes.

Mack Move: Don’t be tryin to cop deuces now homeboy! He done already got caught on candid camera basically admitting the sh*t. I guess it’s different when ya know the public is listening huh? The proof is on tape homey. “Slandered me?” Hell, you slandered ya damn self on this one.

My thing is, if ya wanna be gay then go off and be gay with other gay folk but damn…you gotta take lil boys ass too? What make this sh*t even worse is they are related to each other! This cat on some other sh*t for real.

Apparently, these claims ain’t even brand new. How the f*ck anybody explain these lil n*ggaz in the bed in they drawz like it’s cool? I’m glad I ain’t got kids yet to try to explain this ole funny bullsh*t going on with they idols.

-DaddyCool