Poppa Was A Pimp

I approve.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Former Miami Heat 3-point marksman Glen Rice was arrested Friday morning and charged with felony battery after an altercation with his wife and her lover on the side. Glen came home and found the man, Alberto Perez in the closet of the master bedroom and served him a beatdown. Perez got 9 stitchez and Rice got locked up.

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Mack Move: Damn! Having been at one point on all 3 sides of this triangle I can mos def shed some light on how this sh*t should’a went down.

First, I’ll speak from Glen’s position, cause after all, a player is usually the result of a b*tch that did a good n*gga wrong. Now I ain’t catch my b*tch in the act but if I had I would’a felt compelled to KILL both of em! Real talk! Now I only mean had I been married. If it was just a b*tch I got down with minus that legal commitment and money invested then f*ck it…keep it pimpin. But this b*tch was Glen’s wife and had the nerve to do the dirt in the house he payin bills on!

Now from her POV, who the f*ck knows what she was thinking! My guess is she had suspicions that Glenn was doing his thing + she had no respect left for him as a man. Some women naturally feel the need to ‘get even’ and cheat in response to what they think their man is doing. This is understood but when that sh*t occurs in the house that you paying bills on then she callin you p*ssy and pullin ya hoe card at the same time. Ya’ll might’ve been creepin but eventually she wanted you to find the shit out. If not, they would’ve took it to a hotel.

As far as ole boy who took the beatdown, when you at another man’s crib borrowing his wife…STAY STRAPPED! Not just a rubber but a 9mm at the least! Ya got caught slippin homeboy!

-DaddyCool

Sexually. You better believe that sh*t is real talk! Now I ain’t talkin about ya grandma’s age but give me a night with a fine woman age 30-45 over a just as fine woman under that age bracket any day! Why…let me count the ways:

1. Less Games- All women like sex regardless of age. The difference lies in the fact that older women don’t tend to make a man jump through hoops to get to that point. It’s much easier to get from A (approach) —-to—- B (bedroom) with a mature woman than her younger counterparts. This is because she knows what she wants and no longer feels the need to make the man ‘chase’ so that she does not feel slutty for wanting sex. She is comfortable enough with her sexuality to bypass the bullsh*t.

2. More Experience – An older woman has a much better understanding of men due to the increased number of experiences she has had. While every man of course is not the same, she has seen enough in general that she is able to perform well enough to please the majority. Experience is the best teacher and practice makes perfect.

3. Less Inhibitions - Older women are much more adventuresome. They are much more understanding of the fact that average is BORING after a while. This is why many men feel like there is a constant need to switch up and get new p*ssy from time to time. If a man is going to be sexing the same woman, the least that can be done is for her to be experimentational. Younger women tend to be much more reserved. It is now 2008…there should not be a woman on this planet that is unwilling to suck d*ck! POINT BLANK! Yet, there are. Hell, I just got rid of one myself. (You know who you are.)

 Now, I’m not saying there’s no hope for young women out there. All I’m saying is step your game up and grow the f*ck up! Get ya grown woman on and keep ya man happy!

-DaddyCool

The difference between men and women is a lil deeper than the presence or lack of a dick swinging between ones legs. Women think with their hearts while men think with their minds. He who does not understand or believe that will undoubtedly have continuous problems in dealing with the opposite sex. Grown men are able to use logic to reason their way through life and any given situation that should arise. It’s essential for me to make logical sense out of situations once they arise. I need to know why this and what led to that. Nothing occurs for no reason. (more…)

Listen to the lady…it’s good 4 ya! Ladies, I wan’t ya’ll opinion on this. Do ya agree? Would ya swallow to please ya man?

-DaddyCool

Just a lil FYI for those that ain’t up on game…there is a difference between a female being fine and being pretty. Let’s take a look at the above visual presentation shall we?

Take ole girl on the left. From the neck down she’s a perfect 10. Curves that’ll drain the pockets of any square on the track. It’s too bad she looks like Usher’s wife in the face. This class…is a fine female.

Now let’s look at Ms. Thandie Newton on the far right. She has the face of a model. Very classic and beautiful indeed. It’s too bad she ain’t spend that movie-star money on a couple more cheeseburgers though. As beautiful as her face is, she ain’t fine. This class…is a pretty female.

Good ole Esther in the middle pic got both areas covered pretty well as you can see. Beautiful face, nice t*tties, tight body, great ass, etc… She got that top dollar potential every pimp is lookin 4.

That’s the end of today’s vocabulary lesson. Pimp on…

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: I peeped at Bossipthat the comedian has been ordered by a judge to pay $233,120.00 in back child support for a child that ain’t even his! Back in ‘98, he did a favor for friend Rebecca Nalls and agreed to give her daughter his last name. Nalls then worked for an attorney and drew up paperwork which Smiley signed without having a lawyer review them.

Later down the line, something happened to the relationship and communication ceased between Smiley, the child and mother. Nalls then requested that Smiley release legal rights of the child to the biological father but Smiley refused.

For that reason, Nalls took Smiley to court for child support…and won!

Mack Move: Ain’t that a b*tch! This ole spiteful ass, scandelous ass, triflin ass…ya’ll get the point right? This is why you can’t do favors for n*ggraz (female n*iggaz).

 The damn child support hustle is a muhfucca ain’t it! I see more stupid sh*t like this happening than I should. Too many fools get caught up in a web of child support from a female that had that ole “trap-a-n*gga baby.” Yeah, a lot of the times the dude just f*cks himself up and is as much to blame as she is but that ain’t always the case. Some females are triflin enough to do sh*t like pulling that used condom out the garbage or poking holes in it or lying about being on the pill.

As far as I’m concerned, this b*tch that caught Ricky Smiley up is damn near worse than all of em. She knows good and damn well that this man is in no way the father but she gonna request child support out of pure spite! What type of sh*t is that? And he ain’t off the hook either. Why the f*ck he ain’t just sign the rights over. The child is now 19 and grown. He made that bed, laid down, and then proceeded to F*CK HIMSELF!

-DaddyCool

“Somewhere in the world, there’s a guy who’s sick of f*cking a Halle Berry.”
  -Salli Richardson

Realer words have never been spoken. It takes a special kinda woman to be able to have that type of understanding about the male perspective.

Most women (and the majority of men) would look at that statement and immediately think Salli must’ve bumped her damn head somewhere. Halle Berry is considered by many to be the epitome of beauty. That’s that one chick that every man wants and every woman wants to look like. Who would get tired of f*cking her?

I WOULD!!!

Why? Because at the end of the day…p*ssy is p*ssy. You take Halle Berry’s face/body and replace it with Beyonce or Meagan Good or Rihanna or Whoopi Goldberg (lol) and ya still got what…the same p*ssy!!!

 The thing most women fail to understand is that it takes more to keep a man’s attention than the average. Now, let’s say Halle was just ehhh in bed. What do you think would happen to a man with a high sex drive? Do you think he would stay faithful to her because she is so beautiful. Hell nah! (Point proven by her ex Eric Benet!!!)

Now if ole girl was up on her game and loved to perform in the bedroom it’s another story. Let’s say she was a ’student’ of the bedroom and was constantly introducing new situations, toys and positions to the mix…do you think ole boy still would’ve cheated? Maybe but it’s less likely. For some…there’s just no p*ssy like new p*ssy. For most men though, I think if Halle could carry herself as the superstar she is public and come home and f*ck like the pornstar she has the potential to be, it would keep them quite satisfied!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The fine ass former Miss USA recently spoke to Essence on the subject of her new book, Game: Get Some. She says she wrote the advice guide to to put guys up on game which would helps save the female population from dealing with so many lames who don’t have a clue. Check out the interview below:

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Square Biz: Mike Vick was finally sentenced today in his dogfighting case. For his role in the situation he got 23 months in jail. Because of federal guidelines, he will do at least 20 months and be eligible for good behavior release at that time.

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Mack Move: First of all, I want ya’ll to click on that source link above this sentence. Take a long read and digest it because I’m about to flush that bullshit.

This Michael Ventre muhfucca obviously has a problem with Mike Vick. His problem, like many of those coming down on Vick, is about more than just dogfighting. It’s about society’s fear of the black man’s dick.

For those with an ignorant misunderstanding of that last statement, allow me to break it down for ya’ll.  Going back to slavery times, the typical white male’s belief is that every black man has a humongous penis. This signifies a threat to them. This belief is that the black man is more sexually potent than his white counterparts. The fear is that this is a threat to civilization as they know it, or would like to have it, with the white man in power and outnumbering the black man. After all, every woman wants ‘the big dick’ right? It’s enough that the black man’s dick is so overpowering, but to throw money in the equation guarantee’s he will be a target. Something has to be done to make up for the O.J. case right?

First of all, 23 months is some bullshit any way ya wanna look at it! That absurd amount of time basically ensures that his NFL career is a wrap. In no way do I believe the time fits the crime either. At the end of the day, he fucked up. He knows this. But what exactly did he do? Nothing that isn’t done everyday. I have had dogs my entire life but do I think dogfighting should lead to 23 months in prison? Fuck no! This ain’t just some pro-black voice talking…the shit simply is stupid. I’d feel the same way if you told me Tom Brady was in the same shit. Well, he probably kills deer and fights chickens and shit though. Oh yeah…that ain’t a problem huh?