Square Biz: I’m sure ya’ll remember Darius McCrary aka Eddie Winslow from Family Matters (Urkel). Well, it looks like Karrine “Superhead” Steffans has put that 100,000 mile pussy to work on ole boy. He had this to say in an upcoming issue of S2S Magazine:
“Karrine’s not a passive girl. She’s a sweetheart. She is. But she’s very aggressive when it comes to her business. So she’s a balanced woman. And she keeps a clean house. She keeps an incredibly clean house. Everything is in order. Her son is very well-mannered. He’s a really, really fine young man. Karrine is outside of all the bullshit that people hype up about the whole ‘Superhead’ thing. She really is a cool chick to kick it with. She can cook. A couple of nights I was out, and I’d come back. And when I came in dinner was waiting on me; she’s seriously a homemaker. She’s very accommodating. Whatever arouses a man, she’ll figure it out. She’ll find it and she’ll master that. If you’re into watching dirty movies, you can sit up and watch dirty movies with her. If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”
“Yeah, actually I had been kinda caught up in Karrine’s web, and I’d been at her house for the past three months. It’s something else. I mean, I couldn’t go back to Shakiri.”
Mack Move: Where should I start with this lame ass square? How about that last sentence…WTF? I thought the sayin was that you CAN’T turn a ho into a housewife! I guess the bitch head game got the nigga mind twisted cause that pussy shoulda had it’s last supper a long time ago. (more…)
Square Biz: There has been another leak in the Kim Kardashian & Ray-J ordeal. This time it’s the audio from a voicemail that Kim left for Ray-J after she found out about the sex tape getting out. Check it out.
Mack Move: Fuck it. Ray-J came up in this situation. After all, when them records stop selling what’s a n*gga to do? Sex been selling since Biblical times and it ain’t gonna stop now. Homeboy understood that and dropped that sex tape shit at a prime time. (more…)
Square Biz: I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Shaquille O’Neal and wife Shaunie are splitting up. Well, apparently Shaunie just filed papers down in Miami seeking to get a better view of what’s really in Shaq’s wallet. You can view the documents here. Shout out to TMZ for the link.
Mack Move: Damn homey! One things for sure, two things for certain…ole girl is about to get broke off real proper like. They got married in ’02 so I hope Shaq was smart enough to have a lock down type prenup. He been in the league since ’96 so he was well paid long before marrying her ass. And HELL NO, I don’t believe in that shit about ‘she’s used to that way of life so he should have to pay her to sustain it’. (more…)
Square Biz: You may or may not have heard by now that singer Rihanna was spotted last month kissing and hugging up with actor Josh Hartnett. A witness reported that they were cuddled up at an NYC club called the Pink Elephant. The witness stated that they “didn’t come together, but left together”. Rihanna’s reps have stated since that the two are not a couple.
Mack Move: Hmmm…so the rep denied a relationship which leaves the possibility of a one-night stand as wide open as her umbrella…ella…ella! LMAO. (more…)
Square Biz: Karrine “Superhead” Steffans is back at it again. She has just released the follow up to her memoir, “Confessions of a Video Vixen.” This one is titled “The Vixen Diaries.” NyDailyNews.com reports that this time around she lays into a few celebs that were untouched in the previous book.
“Mike Tyson, she writes, “loves the same way he fights: hard and rough. His kisses are like uppercuts, and his lovemaking is like a title match. And as he proved against Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson is a biter. His passion manifested through pain as … I endured the extreme force of his 200-pound frame colliding into mine, he kissed, sucked and bit me overzealously. I was in excruciating pain as we continued in this manner for several hours. At the end, I was covered in bruises and bite marks and vowed to never have sex with him again.”
She also went a round with boxer Antonio Tarver shortly before his marriage. As she watched Antonio kiss his new wife, Steffans muses, “I recalled his face and lips [exploring my body] … I wondered how I tasted to her.”
She was revolted by one “A-list name-above-the-title” Oscar winner who invited her to his Beverly Hills mansion. “I wanted to tell him that I … no longer wanted to be around him. I never got the chance. The next thing I knew, he was on all fours and naked on the bed. I don’t have a strong enough stomach to describe what happened in the hours that followed” — except to say that, for him, it was more like a colonoscopy.
She denounces those vicious rumors that she came between Eric Benet and HalleBerry, and Chris and Malaak Rock. She also maintains she didn’t have sex with Whitney Houston’s husband, Bobby Brown, though she says, “I kept Bobby close to my heart.” Meeting after a time apart, “he embraced me as I whispered, ‘I love you,’ and he returned, ‘I love you, too.’” But she says Brown later told “me I had done nothing for him, while he was sleeping in my home, eating my food, driving my car and spending my money.” After a tryst with Ray J, she told Brown that the rapper claimed he’d added Whitney’s name to his bedpost. “I could hardly wait to get the news out, to tear [Bobby's] heart apart and hurt him the way he hurt me, I wanted him to go to bed that night with the image of his wife with another man.”
Jamie Foxx told her, “Damn, you’re pretty!” when they met. “When Jamie Foxx offers to massage your body at four in the morning, after a bottle of Champagne and two shots of Patron, it’s hard to say no,” she writes. However, Jamie soon figured out she was “that Karrine.” Foxx ran in the other direction, leaving the author “depressed. Jamie had no idea that he made me cry all the way home and in the days that followed.”
Comic Bill Maher delivered her greatest heartache. “In January of 2006, Bill and I split. Three days later, I suffered an emotional breakdown and was sent to the hospital for psychiatric observation. I cut my wrists and started drinking myself into an emotional tailspin. At the end of the night, the love of my life was gone and so was my son, Naiim,” taken away by Child Services.”
Mack Move: Any cat still fuckin wit ole girl at this point is doing it strictly for the publicity it brings. Case in point…Ray-J. I can’t knock him with the move though. Sex sells when them records don’t. Put out a tape, fuck a few stars then get with the bitch that’s not only gonna talk about it but she’ll actually write a book! Not a bad deal if you trying to build rep but ya’ll cats is foolish if you think she’s gonna keep her mouth shut and be discreet about how she sucked the skin off ya jimmy till her nose bled. Now I’ve had some fya head in my life and by seeing the porno tape with her and Mr. Marcus, she definitely got some skills! (more…)
Square Biz: In the October 2007 issue of Essence Magazine, with the beautiful Keyshia Cole on the cover, she is on the inside airing out some information about a recent break-up. Its been said for some time now that she has been in a relationship with Young Jeezy. In the article she speaks about shooting down an engagement from a man she was with for a year and a half that also happens to have a 10-year-old son.
Keyshia had this to say: “I just couldn’t do it. It’s weird. After this guy proposed to me, I was like, dang, this is everything a woman lives for: to be married, with a ring, to be able to represent something. But for me, it was the opposite. I was scared. When you get married, you become one; you don’t live just for yourself anymore. I’m just not ready for that. I’m not done with my goals in life. What’s the word when you just kind of fall back and let your man do the man thing? Submit? I’m all jacked up on that word. I just couldn’t submit. But I loved him. That’s the crazy thing about it. It’s been hard because I really missed that child.”
Jeezy had this to say in response: “Aww man, ya know, I guess it’s publicity season everybody trying to sell records. Can’t knock her for that but I ain’t really tripping because that don’t pertain to me. She can’t obviously be talking about me. It’s publicity season, everybody’s doing what they do, so I guess that’s what that is.”
Mack Move: If ole girl was referencing the Snowman then he got wrapped up in a classic fucked up situation. As fine and talented as Keyshia is, she is still a young lady from the hood. She seems cool as hell but 99.8% of young ladies from the hood don’t mind telling they business. If they ain’t telling it to they friends then they telling whoever will listen. I know ‘love’ is a muhfucca to deal with, but homey should have known what he was falling into before he jumped out the window. How real could her feelings have been if she’d both say no AND put that personal shit in a magazine for the world to see? Jeezy played it cool for the most part though. (more…)
