Now most of this shit is pretty boring but at least it doesn’t have the same sex scenes looped over and over like the original. The bitch is bad so it’s worth a look.
Kim spits some classic lines like, “I want you to come…all over my face,” and “You want this pussy to fucking explode huh?”
Ladies & Gentlemen, let’s give her a round of applause for her Oscar-worthy performance!
Square Biz: Yahoo is reporting that wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan learned from a reporter that his wife had filed divorce papers this past Tuesday! He was being interviewed by the St. Petersburg Times and had no clue about the divorce filing. Hulk had this to say in response, “My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.”
Mack Move: Ain’t that some shit! Your wife been out in Cali for 3 weeks without your ass and you ain’t gotta clue what’s going on? She bout to take your paper and get with some young thundercat that can knock them cobwebs loose from that punani. Them steroids might’ve fucked up ya sex game homey. I seen the show. You said she wasn’t fucking ya anyway. It ain’t a loss. Ya kids grown = no child support! Just get on the phone and call a good lawyer, a prostitute, and some of them Hulkamaniacs…OH YEAH!!!! LMAO
Square Biz: Steve Harvey’s ex-wife, Mary, claims that she was shafted during thier 2005 divorce. She says that Steve and his lawyer tricked her into a quick and quiet divorce proceed so they could keep private details about his adultery, poor parenting and abuse quiet. Mary said the lawyer’s jive was to protect Steve’s “packaged, do-good, likeable, Christian-type image in the public eye.” She claims that she was “unaware” that she had right to private counsel so she was cut short when it came to alimony, splitting of property and child support. She says Steve’s attorney told her she was only legally entitled to $1,000 per month in child support for thier son. The Smoking Gun has the legal document that she filed.
Mack Move: That cat Steve showed some real hustle in this one. He had to have kept ole Mary on the “Mary-go-round” thier entire relationship. Honestly, either he sheltered her like she was in a hardcore prison or she is just plain slow. I refuse to believe that a grown woman and none of her friends or family knew that she had the right to have her own lawyer during the divorce. That brother played it real slick either way. Respect the hustle and take the loss Mary. You got played!
Square Biz: The Palm Beach Post reports that Shaq’s ex may be worth more that $30 million…before the divorce settlement! Her financial affidavit shows almost $450,000 in cash and stocks, the $25 million home in Miami Beach, a $3.95 million condo in Orlando and another condo in Miami. She also has invested in several businesses such as Liberty Grill in LA ($250,000).
Dig this, Shaq used to give her a stipend every month of $7,000 which she claims was her only income. Even though she spent $2,500 of it each month on her HAIR, she is asking for temporary support from Shaq until the divorce if finalized.
Mack Move: Now I don’t condone these one-sided type divorce settlements and shit like that but this bitch Shaunie is a hustler 4 real! I can’t help but respect her. She played the game how it was suppose to be played the whole time and is now about to cake up on the back end too. She wasn’t just balling with that n*gga bread, she was taking some on the side and INVESTING in her own shit! Shaq Diesel was getting pimped and still is. And y’all heard about the rumored reason for Shaq leaving right? She supposedly bought a home for her ex-boyfriend…WITH SHAQ’S MONEY!!! LMFAO
Square Biz: People reports that Super Producer Timbaland is now engaged to his grilfried/publicist Monique Idlett. They have also revealed that she just had thier first child together a few days ago. According to their source, the two have been dating for two years.
Mack Move: Under absolutely no circumstances would I allow young lady to continue in her role as my publicist once I started tappin that ass. It’s no secret that most women tend to catch feelings once get sexed proper. It doesn’t matter if all the cards are laid out up front and you said flat out that “I ain’t about shit and I just want some pussy on the side with no strings attached,” if you lay the dick well, she’ll think she can change you with some work. Now, with that being said, the last thing you need is her making some type of emotional decisions that end up fucking up your money because you ain’t called her back that morning or some silly shit like that.
Square Biz: According to The Sun, Eddie Murphy has refused to reach a deal over the welfare of the daughter he fathered with Mel B. Reportedly, Eddie advised his lawyer that he has no interest in ever even meeting his daughter by Mel. Since Eddie refused to make a visitation offer, the judge was forced to adjourn the case for another 3 months.
Sources had this to say, “It is so unfair on the little girl. If Eddie wasn’t prepared to take on the consequences of his actions he should have kept his trousers zipped.”
Mack Move: Damn homey. Speaking as a man, I gotta say it’s pretty fucked up if this shit is true. As a young pimp in training, I didn’t have my biological father around and still don’t fuck with the n*gga till this day. Luckily, I had my Granddaddy around to soak game up from. I know how it is to grow up that way and it ain’t easy. Ain’t no reason for a rich cat like him to be like that. The situation ain’t hurtin your pockets so just be there for the lil girl. That’s keeping it pimpin. I can’t respect a man that can’t “man-up” and would rather fuck the lil innocent girl life up by neglecting it. Real talk…it’s a bitch movie patna.
Oh…as far as him wrapping it up and keeping his “trousers zipped”, that’s some ole bullshit. Mel B fine as a muhfucca! I woulda hit too. He should’a pulled out tho…but we all made that mistake before when that pussy gets a strangehold on ya common sense for that hot second!
Square Biz: The homies over at Bossip have heard from sources that Marques Houston is engaged to Jennifer Freeman.
Mack Move: Damn. I ain’t even know of this lil relationship. My guess is this: Homeboy probably started courting ole girl around the time they filmed You Got Served. Hell, he probably got shut down by Meagan Good first. So he and babygirl go out a couple times and he finds out Miss Freeman ain’t givin up that sweet nectar until she gets a ring on that finger. Homeboy says fuck that, and proceeds to go shake his dick at Kim Kardashian and probably a couple other hoodrats. He then runs into ole girl again and after a lil time around her, he’s convinced he has to have that trim to survive so he pops that question to her. But hey…that’s just how I see the shit going down!
Square Biz: TMZ reports that boxer Oscar De La Hoya is being hit with a $100 Million lawsuit from the woman that claimed to have photos of him cross-dressing. Reportedly the model (stripper), Milana Dravnel, is upset because the “Golden Boy” tarnished her reputation. She claims that Oscar’s team forced her to take back all of her initial claims about their encounter. She wants to call checkmate by suing for “fraud, defamation, and infliction of emotional distress.”
Mack Move: First off, as a man, I hope the whole cross-dressing shit is false cause I love boxing. Now that I got that shit outta the way, if I was homeboy I’d have put a hit out on the bitch. Whether the pics are real or not, she is fucking up the money. I’m sure he has lost endorsements and deals and he’s damn sure lost some fans with her coming out with that shit. It’d be a lot cheaper to put out a $100 Thousand contract on her head than to pay her that shit she asking for. (more…)
Square Biz: All-time dime HalleBerry is reportedly upset at her soon-to-be baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Word is that Halle is heated after learning that Gabriel has no plans whatsoever to move with her to Los Angeles to raise their child together. Reportedly, his decision is based on the fact that he would like to further his modeling career which is centralized in New York.
Mack Move:Now Halle is on most everybody’s list of Top Notch females, including mine, but I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt on this one and go against what probably every sane nigga is thinking (this fool stupid). The first possibility is that the bitch is crazy. I don’t give a damn how fine a female is, a fucked up attitude or mind will cause any nigga to see thru her looks eventually. I don’t see it but it’s possible. The second possibility is…he just tired of fucking her! YEP, I SAID IT! (more…)
