Square Biz: X17reports that Tony Parker allegedly had an affair with a French model. Alexandra Paressant claims that she met Tony at his wedding with Eva Longoria. Paressant claims that she and Tony traded phone calls for a few months before finally sexing in the same hotel they stayed in during the wedding (lol)
Eva and Tony’s publicist of course deny all reports that the shit ever happened. They’re calling ole girl a golddigger. Ole girl came back with a picture she claims Tony sent to her cell phone.
Mack Move: After looking at the picture collage above, can you blame him if he hit ole girl? I don’t! That shit reminds me of the fine ass, ‘97 Lil Kim lookin chick you take home from the club only to wake up ugly ass ‘07 Lil Kim lookin chick you kick out the crib. Unless he seen her like that BEFORE committing then he had full right to shake his dick elsewhere!
Square Biz: AOL reports that fine @ss actress Jessica Alba has confirmed that she is prenant from her off and on boyfriend Cash Warren.
Mack Move: I just hope this does the same thing for her that it did for Halle Berry. Halle has the curves poppin since pregnancy! That baby weight went straight to her titties it seems. I guess she carrying one in each and another in her stomach.
Jessica use to be fly before she joined the skinny actress club. We’ll see if she step it back up cause that Paris Hilton body won’t make a pimp no money on the track!
Square Biz: Word from The National Enquirer, print issue 12/10/07, is Kanyeezee plans to marry fiance Alexis Phifer after the holidays.
Kanye West has a heart-rending final tribute planned for his late mother - he intends to marry longtime fiancee Alexis Phifer right after the holidays.
“His mother’s sudden death brought into focus just how short life really is. Kanye doesn’t want to wait any longer to make Alexis his wife,” a family friend told The Enquirer.
“He believes that this is what his mom would want him to do…”
“Kanye knew how much his mother loved Alexis and how she was looking forward to seeing them get married,” continued the source.
Mack Move: Good move for Kanye. I’m sure with the loss of his mother he really needs that female companionship right now. It’s good that he actually already had that in place so he wouldn’t run out and develop a relationship out the blue with random bitch that really ain’t give a damn about him. Hopefully this one this one is real in her feelings since they do have history. He was obviously a momma’s boy and he can’t do anything to replace that loss but I can see his wanting to try as best possible.
Square Biz: Tameka Foster, Usher’s Wife/Baby-Mama, felt the need to defend herself from the public in a new issue of Essence magazine. She tells the magazine:
“We (black women) don’t like ourselves. If I were Hispanic, Usher would have the sexiest wife alive. If I were mixed, he’d have the sexiest wife alive. But he has a black girl, and it’s like, ‘She’s horrible and she’s ugly!’ OK, maybe I don’t fit the cookie-cutter standard - 25 and a size two - but this is who he loves. There are women getting raped in Darfur, young girls being turned out every single day right here in Atlanta. We have bigger issues to worry about than two people in love with each other.”
Mack Move: Damn she got shit twisted like that? I hope Usher ain’t fill her head up with that bullshit she believing. Shit ain’t gotta damn thing to do with her being black. The public ain’t talk that shit when he was with Chilli right? Don’t that tell you something??? Maybe they say, ‘She’s horrible and she’s ugly,’ because…SHE’S HORRIBLE AND SHE’S UGLY! Real talk…she look like she might be Usher’s uncle or something. Chilli must’ve fucked Usher’s head up pretty bad. Homeboy don’t even like real women no more! LOL
Square Biz: Bossipreports that Miss Keys had the following discussion with Jet Magazine on the topic of marriage.
I’m still figuring out a lot about myself and I’m so not ready to be married at all. That’s such a big commitment. I’m still really young and I still want to find out more about myself so that I can be mature and secure when I move in that direction…..I hope that people would possibly see me as someone who is a great person like them, who has given inspiration and hope and who has done something great for her people.
Mack Move: Now, any mack knows not to take what a woman says at simple face value. You have to look behind the words for the real meanings of what she is saying(GOOD GAME). There is a couple different ways we could interpret her statement above.
She is trying to send a message to ole boy that she ain’t feeling him like that and is waiting on a better match or some bigger pimpin (like myself…come holla at a pimp baby).
She really is a bull-dagger on the low and all them rumors are true.
Square Biz: Hulk Hogan, whose wife filed for a divorce behind his back, is now fighting to keep his money from being hers. In the divorce papers she filed, she is asking for some unspecified amount for alimony, child support and custody of their 17-year old son Nick. Hulk filed a counter-petition that states his wife is capable of supporting herself and helping with child support.
Mack Move: Hulk made a good move here. They was married for 24 years before ole girl pulled the undercover divorce. Now I’m sure she ain’t did shit productive with Hulk money so even he is cool with dividing assets with her. Bottom line…that should be it! You a grown ass woman. WTF you need support for? You bout to get millions in this settlement and you still wanna get a piece of this man earnings….without having to give him no p*ssy on the regular? BITCH PLEASE
Square Biz: Bossip dropped exclusive news and is reporting that they have learned from a “highly placed source close to actress Lauren London” that she is engaged to Lil Wayne.
Mack Move: This shit came outta nowhere for me. Who knew they were even kickin it in the first place? I guess the n*gga tryin to 1-up Superhead. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Lauren London is a bad bitch. I gotta tilt my hat to this cat on this one. I heard Superhead say in a radio interview that she fucked Wayne in the ass with a strap-on (FFWD to about 57:30). Now that and the whole shit with him kissing Baby on the lips had me thinking the lil n*gga was fruity. Hell, he may still be that on the low but in the words of Pimp C…don’t be “poisoning the pussy population wit’ ya shitty ol’ dirty-ass dick!” Make ya mind up homey.
Square Biz: InTouch is reporting that Britney Spears is apparently pregnant with her 3rd child. The daddy this time isn’t Kevin Federline, but rather music producer JR Rotem. The producer confirmed this with InTouch with a simple, “It’s true.”
Mack Move: How the fuck do you get pregnant every other month? This bitch ain’t went a month without being pregnant since her last hit record. We know she stay ready to fuck at any given moment. Hell, every picture they catch her in, she ain’t got on no panties. I don’t know how smart it is to raw dog a bitch like that JR. Fuck the music…you better go produce yo ass to the clinic for a check up!
Square Biz: MTVreported that Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, have welcomed a their son into the world around 9:30 p.m. Monday night. It’s expected that the child will be named Usher Raymond V.
Mack Move: Congratulations to them. (PS…Usher’s wifey looks like a dude. Shit kinda makes ya wonder who’s fucking who in the relationship don’t it? And this is an upgrade from Chili? Coming soon…All-Time Squares - Usher!)
Now most of this shit is pretty boring but at least it doesn’t have the same sex scenes looped over and over like the original. The bitch is bad so it’s worth a look.
Kim spits some classic lines like, “I want you to come…all over my face,” and “You want this pussy to fucking explode huh?”
Ladies & Gentlemen, let’s give her a round of applause for her Oscar-worthy performance!
