Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Rapper Mos Def married the above golddigger after 4 days of knowing her. 4 months later, shorty asked him for a divorce and he broke her off with a few million bucks. The rapper refuses to sign her divorce papers telling her that if he can’t have her “no one else will.”

Mack Move:  WTF is wrong with these simple ass entertainers??? Didn’t this fool learn anything from Superhead? I’m sure he tapped that ass and chased her for a while too. Regular n*ggaz on the street don’t marry heffas after 4 days of knowing them and rappers damn sure shouldn’t! Just with him being on TV he should know that females and hoes will be after him for that guap. This fool got a nice piece of p*ssy wrapped around his d*ck and wanted to shackle it down. Now he don’t wanna let it go! I like Mos as a rapper and actor. He seemed like a smart cat until I heard about this.  Damn shame…

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: 50 Cent asked a judge today to evict both his baby momma Shaniqua Tompkins, and thier 10 year old son Marquis Jackson from one of his properties in Long Island, NY.

Mack Move: That’s some hardcore shit huh? Fk the baby momma and the lil boy too huh Fif? Nah…good move. Hell, she already gettin $6700.00 a month for child support. If the b*tch can’t pay rent with that then send her ass back to the projects. GGGG-Unit!!!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Former Miami Heat 3-point marksman Glen Rice was arrested Friday morning and charged with felony battery after an altercation with his wife and her lover on the side. Glen came home and found the man, Alberto Perez in the closet of the master bedroom and served him a beatdown. Perez got 9 stitchez and Rice got locked up.

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Mack Move: Damn! Having been at one point on all 3 sides of this triangle I can mos def shed some light on how this sh*t should’a went down.

First, I’ll speak from Glen’s position, cause after all, a player is usually the result of a b*tch that did a good n*gga wrong. Now I ain’t catch my b*tch in the act but if I had I would’a felt compelled to KILL both of em! Real talk! Now I only mean had I been married. If it was just a b*tch I got down with minus that legal commitment and money invested then f*ck it…keep it pimpin. But this b*tch was Glen’s wife and had the nerve to do the dirt in the house he payin bills on!

Now from her POV, who the f*ck knows what she was thinking! My guess is she had suspicions that Glenn was doing his thing + she had no respect left for him as a man. Some women naturally feel the need to ‘get even’ and cheat in response to what they think their man is doing. This is understood but when that sh*t occurs in the house that you paying bills on then she callin you p*ssy and pullin ya hoe card at the same time. Ya’ll might’ve been creepin but eventually she wanted you to find the shit out. If not, they would’ve took it to a hotel.

As far as ole boy who took the beatdown, when you at another man’s crib borrowing his wife…STAY STRAPPED! Not just a rubber but a 9mm at the least! Ya got caught slippin homeboy!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: It looks like whoever this cat is that Serena Williams is always photographed with has broken her heart. How do I know? Check out her website. She wrote a long ass blog about how she is all broken apart from the situation. Check out this excerpt:

What did you do wrong? You wonder. Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Was it the way I acted? Was I too nice? Was I too mean? What was it? You know its not you, but u cant help but look at that man in the mirror. You can’t help but pick yourself apart. Were you too nice? Why did you go against your rules? Why were you nice? Why did you cook? Why did you clean? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And again and again you can’t come up with the answer.

Mack Move: First off, what the f*ck is she talkin bout with “the man in the mirror” sh*t? I always have thought she was a lil too d*mn big! The man in the mirror? I don’t care how much feelings you had built up in that fool head, I can’t blame him for bouncing if he found that you been tucking a d*ck!

Sh*t trips me out when non-celebrity folk put out all they biz on the net. Famous folk doing it is even dumber if ya ask a pimp. The media and all that sh*t be up ya ass every minute of the day and you complain about it. Yet…when some ‘personal’ sh*t go down you feel the need to post it online? Was this your first boyfriend? Ain’t that sh*t a bit childish. I tell ya what baby, if you was born all female then come holla at a pimp! I’ll get ya mind right. If the doc put you together on some Transformers sh*t then keep that sh*t where it’s at cause Daddy can’t f*ck wit ya!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peopleare reporting that the wedding took place yesterday on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia.

Mack Move: Ya can’t hate on donkey for this move here. Tracey Edmonds is a bad b*tch for sure. Top notch indeed. A 100% come-up from the hungry-looking b*tch he was married to before. Tracey ain’t packing half the body of Mel B, but she makes up for it where it counts…in the bank! I’m sure at age 46, Eddie has probably gotten most of his d*ck-shaking outta the way so maybe he’ll make it work out. Shit is a good move to help kill them Johnny Gill rumors at least.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Rumor from Ok Magazinehas it that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are now engaged. They report that Kim was photographed over the weekend wearing a 10 karat ring. Kim didn’t admit to being engaged but did say that things were getting serious.

Mack Move: First off, any n*gga with eyes can see that Kim is a bad b*tch. That Ray-J sextape had that sh*t even more obvious LOL. That’s the only hold up I’d have her. I could not see myself marrying a b*tch with a porno that half the world has seen. I know they say you can’t help your past but F*CK THAT! Hell she might as well be walking around naked with cum on her chin cause that’s how every man that seen the tape is going to imagine her. Now I ain’t saying #25 shouldn’t have poked her. She is physically on her game no doubt but I don’t know about wifin her. To each his own I guess. Shout out to Ray-J!!! LOL

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Word on the streetis Lil Romeo may be 16 yr old Jamie Lynn Spears baby daddy! It has been reported that some dude named Casey Aldridge was the father but apparently Romeo been thru the Spears trailer park a couple times too.

Mack Move: Damn Romeo! Ain’t nothin wrong if ya wanted to break her down but I hope you wasn’t running through the young girl raw dawg! Jokes on yo ass if ya was. Ole girl seems to not mind throwin her lil underage box around so ya might wanna get tested before ya sign that paperwork! In the words of Master P…UUUGHHHH NAH NAH NAH NAH!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Since MediaTakeOut.com first broke the news yesterday of Jay-Z & Beyonce “officially” getting married, the internet and radio world has been going crazy. The marriage is said to have taken place last week in Paris, France. Reportedly, instead of exchanging rings, they got matching tattoos of the inscription “IV,” which supposedly stands for “forever.”

Mack Move: That boy Hov on his sh*t! I respect his hustle first and foremost but he done locked down one of the baddest b*tches breathing so game recognize game too. Pimp on homeboy.

 -DaddyCool

Square Biz: X17reports that Tony Parker allegedly had an affair with a French model. Alexandra Paressant claims that she met Tony at his wedding with Eva Longoria. Paressant claims that she and Tony traded phone calls for a few months before finally sexing in the same hotel they stayed in during the wedding (lol)

Eva and Tony’s publicist of course deny all reports that the shit ever happened. They’re calling ole girl a golddigger. Ole girl came back with a picture she claims Tony sent to her cell phone.

Mack Move: After looking at the picture collage above, can you blame him if he hit ole girl? I don’t! That shit reminds me of the fine ass, ‘97 Lil Kim lookin chick you take home from the club only to wake up ugly ass ‘07 Lil Kim lookin chick you kick out the crib. Unless he seen her like that BEFORE committing then he had full right to shake his dick elsewhere!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: AOL reports that fine @ss actress Jessica Alba has confirmed that she is prenant from her off and on boyfriend Cash Warren.

Mack Move: I just hope this does the same thing for her that it did for Halle Berry. Halle has the curves poppin since pregnancy! That baby weight went straight to her titties it seems. I guess she carrying one in each and another in her stomach.

Jessica use to be fly before she joined the  skinny actress club. We’ll see if she step it back up cause that Paris Hilton body won’t make a pimp no money on the track!

-DaddyCool