Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Bossip is reporting that actress Paula Patton is pregnant from husband Robin Thicke. This will be the couples first child.

Mack Move: It is no secret that Paula Patton is one of my favorite Hollywood chicks. If you need reason then look at the picture above then go rent that movie she was in with Denzel Washington. Robin Thicke made a nice CD for his second album. It was so good in fact that I decided not to go pursue and take his wife from him. The last CD he put out was garbage, however and I added her back to the list. She is now officially off. Good move Robin…knock her up. Don’t think she’s safe though. I removed Halle Berry temporarily when I first heard she was pregnant until I saw it had no ill effects on her sexy ass.

We’ll see…

-Daddy Cool

Damn Usher…I thought you was a cool cat. Well, truth be told you lost all cool points when you left Chilli and married Shrek. But hey, love is love I guess. Who the fuck files complaints and calls 911 about their ex-wife/baby mama. Drop your nuts and handle your business fool. You sounding like a bitch!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: So as the net knows, Joe Budden and his jumpoff girlfriend Tahiry broke up recently. In this video, homeboy pops off some lame shit about not wanting to broadcast what he does as a single man b/c it may offend some people. This is why he says there has been no new broadcasts of Joe Budden TV.

Mack Move: In my opinion the n*gga been too busy gettin punched in the eye and crying bout the breakup to film new episodes. WTF is this n*gga talkin bout? C’mon bruh. Then the phone call at the end? Don’t show the world you’re lame cause ya chick left!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: This just in (a few days ago), NFL star Shawn Merriman is being accuse by his girlfriend jumpoff Tila Tequila of an assault involving choking and restraint. Her first pictures since the incident are below.

Mack Move: Homeboy says she’s lying. Looking at his track record of past ass-whippings and steroid abuse, she probably isn’t. Something probably did happen. I doubt it was as serious as she is saying. She ain’t but 4 feet tall. This nigga is 6′4″ 270lbs of crazy and if he whipped that ass then you’d have a lot more than bruises on your arms. She ain’t even get Rhianna’d.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: USMagzine.com is reporting that Christina Milian is now pregnant from her new husband The Dream. They were married on September 4th after only a 2 month engagement.

Mack Move: Shit like this makes me respect game. I could’ve sworn homeboy was a fruitcake, but then he bags one of the baddest bitches in the game. C Milian is a BAD bitch! She could get it from me no doubt (married or not…watch so watch ya wife)! I’d probably shoot a seed up in her to promise myself the ass in the future too. Good move.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz:  Usher was spotted out in the Dominican Republic with the chick that is said to be his new chick. She is 40 year old Def Jam executive Grace Miguel.

Mack Move: One things for sure and two things for certain: Mr. Love In This Club has upgraded 1000% from the ex-wifey. This new chick looks like she is actually cute. She probably ain’t no Chilli but I’ll be damn if she ain’t badder than his baby mama. I just figured maybe he wanted to try out an ugly chick after he finished with Chilli. To each his own but congrats on this one homeboy.  She might even help ya sell a couple extra records.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Late Sunday night February 8, 2009 singer Chris Brown was arrested under suspicion of a domestic dispute. At that time, it was not reported who the victim involved in the alleged assault was. It would later come into light that it was his singer girlfriend Rihanna. In the days that have passed, plenty more details have emerged regarding the Chris Brown and Rihanna fight.

They began squabbling after leaving Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party late Saturday. Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.’s Hancock Park neighborhood. That’s when, per the source, Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage.

He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and, according to the insider, said, “I’m going to kill you!”

According to the source, the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer told police that she lost consciousness, and when she awoke, Brown had fled.

According to the source, her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance.

Mack Move: Damn homey! Right when ya think Ike Turner was dead and gone for good, he comes back reincarnated. Who knew Chris Brown had it in him? When I first heard about this, I didn’t believe. That’s why I wanted to hold out before speaking on it. I felt this nonsense had to be a mistake. CB gorilla pimpin? Hell nah! The cat got heavy handed wit ole girl and told her to “Run It” lol. Seriously though, Rihanna is fine as hell. I hope he aint f*ck her up too bad. Reports say that he got it from his pops who used to whip his moms ass back in the day. Speaking of this cat, CB’s laywers and whatnot should’ve put a muzzle on his mouth.

The funny part to this story to me lies in the quotes that people are saying about the whole ass-whippin incident. Terrence Howard was quoted as saying, “It’s just life, man. Chris is a great guy. He’ll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her. She’ll be all right. Just everybody’s got to get out of their way.” Homeboy must still be caught up in his Hustle & Flow days. TI was asked if he had talked to lil Ike and said this, “I told him, ‘This too shall pass.’ We’re celebrities, we’re entertainers, but we’re still human—all of us,” he said. “Don’t expect us not to make mistakes because we will.”

2009 is the year of the gorrilla pimp’s return to the public.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Miami Heat superstar Dwayne Wade and wife Siovaughn are currently involved in a heated divorce. The following are excerpts from the Miami Herald:

In legal papers, she alleges he abandoned his children, committed adultery, and infected her with an unspecified sexually transmitted disease. She wants the names of ”all of his sexual partners” during their six-year marriage.

Dwyane, named a ”Father of the Year” in 2007 by the National Father’s Day Committee, has gone ”months” without seeing his boys, Siohvaughn says. His ”failure to spend time with them . . . has resulted in the children at times being afraid of him; in fact, Zion . . . does not recognize or know Dwyane.” She wants sole custody, and support.

She also says she has suffered ”grievous physical, emotional and mental injury” from the STD, diagnosed in the fall of ‘07. (The infection is not HIV or a ”killer thing,” sources say.) Dwyane and his ”paramour or paramours” are liable, she alleges.

‘Dwyane must disclose the identity of all of his sexual partners during the parties’ marriage,” says her counter-petition, prepared by attorney Michael J. Berger of Chicago. Siohvaughn has another Chicago lawyer, Dorene Marcus.

Mack Move: The homey D-Wade is the truth on the B-ball court. Ole Siovaughn has been married to homeboy since 2002. Just taking care of the kids and enjoying them millions that he’s brought home. With a travel pass and every woman and they mama throwin p*ssy at him, did she not think that he’d shake his d*ck around a bit? True indeed she has been with him since  before he blew up, but that should have been even more a clue for her! Homey has only had her, and all of a sudden chicks like Gabrielle Union wanna give up the ass! Damn right he gonna take it! I would. But I still gotta SMDH @ the STD.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Courtesy of People magazine, we have learned that R. Kelly’s wife of 11 years is divorcing him. Here is a bit of the article that People published addressing why she hadn’t left:

After years of silence, Andrea told Essence magazine in 2007, “Some people in my position would probably be very broken right now, and they would probably be saying, ‘Woe is me.’ But I’m just not that person.” The couple married in 1996, two years after the then-20-year-old Andrea had auditioned as a backup dancer for the singer/songwriter/record producer. She would go on to handle most of the choreography for his tours, videos and live performances.

Mack Move: Damn. Why leave now? The man done beat them charges. Kellz, aka, Mr. Make It Rain (piss on em), has been bustin down underage daughters like he some n*gga in the projects for years. Ya been putting up wit it for this long. Hell, I believe you joined him and pissed on em too. 11 years with a documented pedophile piss master makes you guilty by association!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: In this clip from Daddy’s Girls, Angela Simmons explains that it was a disagreement with her vow of abstinence until marraige that ruined her relationship with skater Terry “TK” Kennedy.

Mack Move: Damn Ang, can ya blame him? Both of the good Rev’s daughters are fine than a muhfucca!!! Now how can ya really expect a young man to be in a relationship and not wanna sample to see if it’s like that! Do they even make squares like that nowadays that don’t want a lil bit? Just a lil bit Ang damn! Holla at me. I’ll wait 4 ya. Just let me put the head in!

-Daddy Cool