Poppa Was A Pimp

I been out on a trip to a pimp’s Mecca but not to worry…Daddy’s home now!

What in the wide wide world of pimpin…

-DaddyCool

Porn a drug? Rehab = real life p*ssy. Go get some!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The New York Times Union reported that baseball players apparently aren’t the only folk using steroids these days. A report from “confidential sources” cited 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Tyler Perry, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and others as all having steroids or HGH.

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Mack Move: Do we really need to give a damn about this sh*t? Is there some kinda rule book for musicians and actors that I don’t know about? Are they physically competing with each other like sports folk? Hell nah so who gives a flying f*ck if they wanna charge up on steroids or not. If Billy from McDonalds was on that sh*t and was flipping more burgers that Bob would you give a damn if he was shooting roids?

I bet it’s some simple minded mufuccas out there right now saying, “I knew Timbaland was on steroids that’s why he made all them hit records last year.” Get the f*ck outta here. Ya’ll keep shootin that sh*t! F*ck it!

-DaddyCool

She look like a boring f*ck but at least we know she ain’t gotta d*ck now…or do we?

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Former Miami Heat 3-point marksman Glen Rice was arrested Friday morning and charged with felony battery after an altercation with his wife and her lover on the side. Glen came home and found the man, Alberto Perez in the closet of the master bedroom and served him a beatdown. Perez got 9 stitchez and Rice got locked up.

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Mack Move: Damn! Having been at one point on all 3 sides of this triangle I can mos def shed some light on how this sh*t should’a went down.

First, I’ll speak from Glen’s position, cause after all, a player is usually the result of a b*tch that did a good n*gga wrong. Now I ain’t catch my b*tch in the act but if I had I would’a felt compelled to KILL both of em! Real talk! Now I only mean had I been married. If it was just a b*tch I got down with minus that legal commitment and money invested then f*ck it…keep it pimpin. But this b*tch was Glen’s wife and had the nerve to do the dirt in the house he payin bills on!

Now from her POV, who the f*ck knows what she was thinking! My guess is she had suspicions that Glenn was doing his thing + she had no respect left for him as a man. Some women naturally feel the need to ‘get even’ and cheat in response to what they think their man is doing. This is understood but when that sh*t occurs in the house that you paying bills on then she callin you p*ssy and pullin ya hoe card at the same time. Ya’ll might’ve been creepin but eventually she wanted you to find the shit out. If not, they would’ve took it to a hotel.

As far as ole boy who took the beatdown, when you at another man’s crib borrowing his wife…STAY STRAPPED! Not just a rubber but a 9mm at the least! Ya got caught slippin homeboy!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz:

LONDON - Twins who were separated at birth got married without realizing they were brother and sister, a lawmaker said, urging more information be provided on birth certificates for adopted children. A court annulled the British couple’s union after they discovered their true relationship, Lord David Alton said.

Mack Move: What in the wide wide world of pimpin is this bullsh*t? These fools twin sister and brother…and was F*CKIN!!! Ain’t that a b*tch! I’d eat glass and kill myself. I couldn’t go on livin even if I ain’t know nothin bout it! Ya both some nasty bastards!

-DaddyCool

Click the pic for the uncensored version. I guess panties are optional for ole girl. I can work with that.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: It looks like whoever this cat is that Serena Williams is always photographed with has broken her heart. How do I know? Check out her website. She wrote a long ass blog about how she is all broken apart from the situation. Check out this excerpt:

What did you do wrong? You wonder. Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Was it the way I acted? Was I too nice? Was I too mean? What was it? You know its not you, but u cant help but look at that man in the mirror. You can’t help but pick yourself apart. Were you too nice? Why did you go against your rules? Why were you nice? Why did you cook? Why did you clean? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And again and again you can’t come up with the answer.

Mack Move: First off, what the f*ck is she talkin bout with “the man in the mirror” sh*t? I always have thought she was a lil too d*mn big! The man in the mirror? I don’t care how much feelings you had built up in that fool head, I can’t blame him for bouncing if he found that you been tucking a d*ck!

Sh*t trips me out when non-celebrity folk put out all they biz on the net. Famous folk doing it is even dumber if ya ask a pimp. The media and all that sh*t be up ya ass every minute of the day and you complain about it. Yet…when some ‘personal’ sh*t go down you feel the need to post it online? Was this your first boyfriend? Ain’t that sh*t a bit childish. I tell ya what baby, if you was born all female then come holla at a pimp! I’ll get ya mind right. If the doc put you together on some Transformers sh*t then keep that sh*t where it’s at cause Daddy can’t f*ck wit ya!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Fox News reported that a Philadelphia man found out his wife was cheating on him and sent the co-recipient of his wife’s punani a severed cow head he bought from a butcher’s shop.

Authorities in Lower Pottsgrove, northwest of Philadelphia, arrested Fife and charged him with stalking, terroristic threats, disorderly conduct and harassment after he allegedly sent threatening messages and pictures to the victim between May and September 2006.

Mack Move: Homeboy handled this sh*t like a female would! 4 months go by and all you do is send messages and a cow head? First of all, he shouldn’t even be in contact with the dude in the situation anyway unless he personally knew him. If it was personal then it was disrespectful. If not, then it was just a man taking p*ssy that was available to him. Either way he needs to check his wife cause she was the one that gave it up. Second, if ya wanna take out ya frustration then go see ole boy don’t send no damn messages. What you auditioning for a scary movie or something?

-DaddyCool