Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Rapper Mos Def married the above golddigger after 4 days of knowing her. 4 months later, shorty asked him for a divorce and he broke her off with a few million bucks. The rapper refuses to sign her divorce papers telling her that if he can’t have her “no one else will.”

Mack Move:  WTF is wrong with these simple ass entertainers??? Didn’t this fool learn anything from Superhead? I’m sure he tapped that ass and chased her for a while too. Regular n*ggaz on the street don’t marry heffas after 4 days of knowing them and rappers damn sure shouldn’t! Just with him being on TV he should know that females and hoes will be after him for that guap. This fool got a nice piece of p*ssy wrapped around his d*ck and wanted to shackle it down. Now he don’t wanna let it go! I like Mos as a rapper and actor. He seemed like a smart cat until I heard about this.  Damn shame…

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Buckeey from Flavor Of Love Season 2 has been the latest ‘celebrity’ to get caught up in the homeade sextape craze.

Mack Move: Ole boy she on tape with better be trying to sell this sh*t. Learn from Ray-J. That n*gga flipped the sextape hustle like a muhfucca. If Buckeey has any smarts about herself then she’ll go out on a promotional tour to support the sh*t. Look at what it did for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Big Business Baby!

Square Biz: 50 Cent asked a judge today to evict both his baby momma Shaniqua Tompkins, and thier 10 year old son Marquis Jackson from one of his properties in Long Island, NY.

Mack Move: That’s some hardcore shit huh? Fk the baby momma and the lil boy too huh Fif? Nah…good move. Hell, she already gettin $6700.00 a month for child support. If the b*tch can’t pay rent with that then send her ass back to the projects. GGGG-Unit!!!

-DaddyCool

I know it’s been a while but Daddy’s been cooking up something new for ya’ll. Stay tuned for a big bad update real soon!!!

Square Biz: Ya’ll probably heard by now that Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick got himself caught up in a lil scandal recently with some text messages that proved he has been having an affair with his Chief of Staff Christine Beatty. Beatty has now resigned from her position stating that she “can no longer effectively carry out” her duties. The two used city issued pagers to exchange the messages below:

“I’m madly in love with you,” Kilpatrick wrote on Oct. 3, 2002.
“I hope you feel that way for a long time,” Beatty answered. “In case you haven’t noticed, I am madly in love with you, too!”
Beatty: “And, did you miss me, sexually?”
Kilpatrick: “Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. “

Mack Move: Why ain’t this n*gga running for prez along with Obama? BARACK, THIS IS YOUR NEW VP!

Lol…homeboy might not be too smart though to be a mayor. How the f*ck you gonna lie about creepin with ole girl (in court) and NOT expect them to look for evidence? You knew damn well you had been communicating with ole girl on them city-issued pagers and sh*t! You might as well had just manned up at that point like “f*ck it, ya’ll got me.” Now ya dumb ass gonna catch a perjury case.

The moral of the story is Pimp Smart, Not Hard!

-DaddyCool

I guess Mike Vick ain’t the only one envoking black man penis envy.

Maybe this is why Bill Clinton has been hating on Barack and his movement.

-DaddyCool

I been out on a trip to a pimp’s Mecca but not to worry…Daddy’s home now!

What in the wide wide world of pimpin…

-DaddyCool

Porn a drug? Rehab = real life p*ssy. Go get some!

-DaddyCool