Poppa Was A Pimp

Damn, that’s all it takes to put a celebrity chick on the corner???

-Daddy Cool

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: After Kanye West pulled a liquor infused interjection of his own opinion at the MTV VMA awards, President Obama was interviewed and spoke upon the subject. Supposed to be ‘off the record,’ Obama spoke candidly enough to refer to Kanye as a Jackass.

Mack Move: Some say the HNIC was just tryin to impress the white folk. I say maybe so, but he’s right! Hell, he just said the same thing everyone else is saying, white or black. Obama ain’t gotta impress no damn body at this point. As the old folks would say though, you don’t talk family business with outsiders.

-Daddy Cool

For the record: All the images below are of the females that can get it from me!

Square Biz: The Weekend Star reports that a man in Manchester is being brought up on criminal charges after breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home, masturbating and ejaculating on her face as she slept. Apparently she ended the relationship and he vowed revenge. Check the clip:

The woman said she and the man were together for years but she decided to end it about two days before the incident … . According to her, he said he was going to ‘Fix har business’,” Detective Corporal Jackson said.

According to the police, the complainant reported that she was asleep in the wee-hours of the morning and was awoken by strange sounds and the feeling of liquid on her face.

When her eyes were opened, her ex-lover was said to be standing over her, while putting on his pants.

The complainant reportedly told the police that she immediately ran to the bathroom and realized that is was semen that was on her face.

Mack Move: WTF? Damn Damn Damn…them cats over there in England are cold-blooded! I’d have just said ‘fuck it’ and moved on to her sister, best friend or mother and got my revenge like that. Ole boy took to a whole ‘nother level wit it though.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: This just in (a few days ago), NFL star Shawn Merriman is being accuse by his girlfriend jumpoff Tila Tequila of an assault involving choking and restraint. Her first pictures since the incident are below.

Mack Move: Homeboy says she’s lying. Looking at his track record of past ass-whippings and steroid abuse, she probably isn’t. Something probably did happen. I doubt it was as serious as she is saying. She ain’t but 4 feet tall. This nigga is 6’4″ 270lbs of crazy and if he whipped that ass then you’d have a lot more than bruises on your arms. She ain’t even get Rhianna’d.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: USMagzine.com is reporting that Christina Milian is now pregnant from her new husband The Dream. They were married on September 4th after only a 2 month engagement.

Mack Move: Shit like this makes me respect game. I could’ve sworn homeboy was a fruitcake, but then he bags one of the baddest bitches in the game. C Milian is a BAD bitch! She could get it from me no doubt (married or not…watch so watch ya wife)! I’d probably shoot a seed up in her to promise myself the ass in the future too. Good move.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz:  Usher was spotted out in the Dominican Republic with the chick that is said to be his new chick. She is 40 year old Def Jam executive Grace Miguel.

Mack Move: One things for sure and two things for certain: Mr. Love In This Club has upgraded 1000% from the ex-wifey. This new chick looks like she is actually cute. She probably ain’t no Chilli but I’ll be damn if she ain’t badder than his baby mama. I just figured maybe he wanted to try out an ugly chick after he finished with Chilli. To each his own but congrats on this one homeboy.  She might even help ya sell a couple extra records.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Former actress Maia Campbell, famous from her role as Tiffany in LL Cool J’s In The House, was recently revealed as a prostitute. The above video shows her captured in the streets. It had been reported previously that she was abusing crack cocaine.

Mack Move: You would never think she used to be fine as hell, but she was…I swear! I ain’t got nothing against a good streetwalker, but damn…she out there cracked out and shit. What the hell is she talkin bout? I just hope she ain’t got no pimp. That could have been primetime money in the bank. You know how much tricks would pay to bone a celebrity? What a waste!

-Daddy Cool

One of my partners put me up on these chicks and needless to say, I’ll probably end up posting every video they put out! Damn these lil moneymakers in training got that shit workin! They makin a mack wanna make a lil trip to ATL to see what it do. But in the words of the great Gorilla Zoe…”betcha can’t do it on the dick!”