Poppa Was A Pimp

…all night long! Damn she fine!

-Daddy Cool

It’s a damn shame that I ain’t go!

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Mayor of East Cleveland Eric Brewer is under pressure to respond to the leakage of a few photos that have him dressing up as a woman in plain clothes and lingerie.

Mack Move: What in the wide wide world of faggotry is this? There is no mack move for this nonsense. This is what the leaders of our country do behind closed doors? Fuck it…I’ll take my black ass back to Africa!

-Daddy Cool

I always have had a thing for athletic females, track stars in particular. Their bodies are crazy! I’ve had the chance to take a ‘run’ with one or two and them tight leg muscles damn sure come in handy.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Actress Mackenzie Phillips was on Oprah recently due to the fact that she is releasing a tell-all memoir. In the book, she reveals that she had a long term sexual relationship with her father, musician John Phillips. That’s right…HER FATHER! According to her, the relationship began around the time she was 18. For the first couple of years, she claims the incestous sex was not something she wanted, but the latter 8 years of their 10 year fling was consensual. She even aborted a child out of fear that it may have been her dad’s instead of her husband’s. Read more about it at CNN.

Mack Move: There is honestly no mack move for this shit! Who fks their own daughter? I don’t give a damn how much blow you sniff, that shit is just nasty as hell. And so is the damn daughter. At age 18, that whole shit was consensual regardless of the bullshit she says. No way she was high and raped for 2 years, then all of a sudden figure out she likes Daddy’s dick. Nasty fkrs!

-Daddy Cool

I just found this video of them bouncing that ass to a track called “Pop It For Pimp.” Y’all know I was gonna post that shit up, right?

-Daddy Cool

I approve.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: So as the net knows, Joe Budden and his jumpoff girlfriend Tahiry broke up recently. In this video, homeboy pops off some lame shit about not wanting to broadcast what he does as a single man b/c it may offend some people. This is why he says there has been no new broadcasts of Joe Budden TV.

Mack Move: In my opinion the n*gga been too busy gettin punched in the eye and crying bout the breakup to film new episodes. WTF is this n*gga talkin bout? C’mon bruh. Then the phone call at the end? Don’t show the world you’re lame cause ya chick left!

-Daddy Cool

Who digs up their ass and sniffs their finger? WTF?

-Daddy Cool

Your local strip club ain’t fuckin with mine!!!

-Daddy Cool