Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Late Sunday night February 8, 2009 singer Chris Brown was arrested under suspicion of a domestic dispute. At that time, it was not reported who the victim involved in the alleged assault was. It would later come into light that it was his singer girlfriend Rihanna. In the days that have passed, plenty more details have emerged regarding the Chris Brown and Rihanna fight.

They began squabbling after leaving Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party late Saturday. Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.’s Hancock Park neighborhood. That’s when, per the source, Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage.

He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and, according to the insider, said, “I’m going to kill you!”

According to the source, the 20-year-old “Disturbia” singer told police that she lost consciousness, and when she awoke, Brown had fled.

According to the source, her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance.

Mack Move: Damn homey! Right when ya think Ike Turner was dead and gone for good, he comes back reincarnated. Who knew Chris Brown had it in him? When I first heard about this, I didn’t believe. That’s why I wanted to hold out before speaking on it. I felt this nonsense had to be a mistake. CB gorilla pimpin? Hell nah! The cat got heavy handed wit ole girl and told her to “Run It” lol. Seriously though, Rihanna is fine as hell. I hope he aint f*ck her up too bad. Reports say that he got it from his pops who used to whip his moms ass back in the day. Speaking of this cat, CB’s laywers and whatnot should’ve put a muzzle on his mouth.

The funny part to this story to me lies in the quotes that people are saying about the whole ass-whippin incident. Terrence Howard was quoted as saying, “It’s just life, man. Chris is a great guy. He’ll be all right. And Rihanna knows he loves her. She’ll be all right. Just everybody’s got to get out of their way.” Homeboy must still be caught up in his Hustle & Flow days. TI was asked if he had talked to lil Ike and said this, “I told him, ‘This too shall pass.’ We’re celebrities, we’re entertainers, but we’re still human—all of us,” he said. “Don’t expect us not to make mistakes because we will.”

2009 is the year of the gorrilla pimp’s return to the public.

-Daddy Cool

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Now ya’ll know I ain’t bout all that trickin. This ain’t the type of holiday that a mack concerns himself with. Imagine trying to please a stable of 13 women on that one day. Please! Anyway, Nicole Narain is fine as hell. In this clip, she talks about her perfect Valentine’s Day. All you tricks take note.

-Daddy Cool