Poppa Was A Pimp

Superhead retiring? Say it ain’t so! How she gonna retire before she suck my…

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And her parents will wonder where it all went wrong…

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Square Biz:  NBA superstar Shaquille O’neal’s wife Shaunie told reporters that thier marraige is currently on the road back to happyland.

“Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place,” Shaunie O’Neal said. “Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.’ Literally, it was days ago,” Shaunie O’Neal said. “So, we’ve agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we’ll make sure that that’s gone away.”

Mack Move: So, it seems ole Shaunie has forgotten why they seperated in the first place huh? Well, how about we open that bag back up right here! Although the exact reason for the filing never was quite clear, there were plenty of rumors swirling about her infidelity and such. It was said that she was creeping and buying houses for some trainer she was fkg on the side. Since she had no money, she got them mortgages with the Diesel’s dollars. One thing is for sure though, she was gonna rape his pockets for all he had! Shit, 6 kids is enough to make any man come to his senses on the child support tip! I’ll be damn if some female use my money to fund her dreams of being some cat’s sugar momma though. I guess Kobe won this round!

-DaddyCool