Poppa Was A Pimp

“…congratulations. Sorry it’s taken so long.” Ain’t that a b*tch! This cat been locked up 26 yrs for taking p*ssy he ain’t even take and that’s all ya’ll gotta say? IMO…the lady that pointed him outta the line up should be sentenced to give him the p*ssy anytime he would like for the next 26 yrs of her life! That’s justice!

-DaddyCool

Now what she packin in them pants is something us dirty south cats refer to as a ‘snapper’ (as in the fish for ya’ll slow folk lol). She probably be puttin the cobra clutch on Ice T if she grip that that pole like she grip them jeans!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peopleare reporting that the wedding took place yesterday on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia.

Mack Move: Ya can’t hate on donkey for this move here. Tracey Edmonds is a bad b*tch for sure. Top notch indeed. A 100% come-up from the hungry-looking b*tch he was married to before. Tracey ain’t packing half the body of Mel B, but she makes up for it where it counts…in the bank! I’m sure at age 46, Eddie has probably gotten most of his d*ck-shaking outta the way so maybe he’ll make it work out. Shit is a good move to help kill them Johnny Gill rumors at least.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Rumor from Ok Magazinehas it that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are now engaged. They report that Kim was photographed over the weekend wearing a 10 karat ring. Kim didn’t admit to being engaged but did say that things were getting serious.

Mack Move: First off, any n*gga with eyes can see that Kim is a bad b*tch. That Ray-J sextape had that sh*t even more obvious LOL. That’s the only hold up I’d have her. I could not see myself marrying a b*tch with a porno that half the world has seen. I know they say you can’t help your past but F*CK THAT! Hell she might as well be walking around naked with cum on her chin cause that’s how every man that seen the tape is going to imagine her. Now I ain’t saying #25 shouldn’t have poked her. She is physically on her game no doubt but I don’t know about wifin her. To each his own I guess. Shout out to Ray-J!!! LOL

-DaddyCool