Poppa Was A Pimp

I wonder which is the bitch in this relationship…

-DaddyCool

Pay attention and soak up this good pimpin from the legendary Pimpin Snooky. Chuuuch!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Karrinne “Superhead” Steffans has a new hustle in her much-used magic box. She has a new site up in which she is using to sell a few of her worn outfits.

Mack Move: Can you believe the AUDACITY of this whore? LMAO @ selling your old dresses (cum stains most-likely still present) online. She should call the shit “Goodwill…For Whores.” Nah but str8 up this bitch’s brain is trained to get the money! I’ve said over and over I respect the hell outta that shit (even though she don’t respect the game and violated the code with the whole book shit).

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The fine ass former Miss USA recently spoke to Essence on the subject of her new book, Game: Get Some. She says she wrote the advice guide to to put guys up on game which would helps save the female population from dealing with so many lames who don’t have a clue. Check out the interview below:

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Square Biz: X17reports that Tony Parker allegedly had an affair with a French model. Alexandra Paressant claims that she met Tony at his wedding with Eva Longoria. Paressant claims that she and Tony traded phone calls for a few months before finally sexing in the same hotel they stayed in during the wedding (lol)

Eva and Tony’s publicist of course deny all reports that the shit ever happened. They’re calling ole girl a golddigger. Ole girl came back with a picture she claims Tony sent to her cell phone.

Mack Move: After looking at the picture collage above, can you blame him if he hit ole girl? I don’t! That shit reminds me of the fine ass, ‘97 Lil Kim lookin chick you take home from the club only to wake up ugly ass ‘07 Lil Kim lookin chick you kick out the crib. Unless he seen her like that BEFORE committing then he had full right to shake his dick elsewhere!

-DaddyCool

{No Comment} This shit speaks for itself!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: A man from Montana named Robert Stearnswas handed down a sentence of 225 years for pulling out and stroking his magic stick in front of random women he’d confront in city parks. Stearns was already on probation at the time of his arrest and had done 9 years in prison for rape previously.

Mack Move: Now we all luv pussy but damn homey was it worth it? LMAO…I should probably be saying how fucked up it is that this cat got such a harsh sentence for some bullshit but…nah! I mean yeah it’s fucked up but 9 years in prison shoulda taught ya ass a lesson. But no you wanna run around flashin ya dick. Fellas this is not a proper way to get sex! You can equate sex to fishing but don’t take it literally! You don’t just throw ya pole out there and expect women to bite. (At least not in a damn public park!)

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The legendary musician and heavy-handed wife-beater Ike Turner, aka Mr. “Eat the cake Anna Mae,” died today at age 76. His cause of death has yet to be released.

Mack Move: Real talk…this dude is a legend…and nah I ain’t talking about for beating Tina! Not only is he in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, it is he who is credited with making the first ever rock ‘n’ roll record. The man won another Grammy this year! My point is that I hope he will be remembered for more than just whipping Tina’s ass with a boot. I’m sure the media will try to portray him as only a monster but that ‘break-a-bitch face’ mentality still doesn’t demean what he did for music. With that said…RIP IKE!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: AOL reports that fine @ss actress Jessica Alba has confirmed that she is prenant from her off and on boyfriend Cash Warren.

Mack Move: I just hope this does the same thing for her that it did for Halle Berry. Halle has the curves poppin since pregnancy! That baby weight went straight to her titties it seems. I guess she carrying one in each and another in her stomach.

Jessica use to be fly before she joined the  skinny actress club. We’ll see if she step it back up cause that Paris Hilton body won’t make a pimp no money on the track!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Mike Vick was finally sentenced today in his dogfighting case. For his role in the situation he got 23 months in jail. Because of federal guidelines, he will do at least 20 months and be eligible for good behavior release at that time.

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Mack Move: First of all, I want ya’ll to click on that source link above this sentence. Take a long read and digest it because I’m about to flush that bullshit.

This Michael Ventre muhfucca obviously has a problem with Mike Vick. His problem, like many of those coming down on Vick, is about more than just dogfighting. It’s about society’s fear of the black man’s dick.

For those with an ignorant misunderstanding of that last statement, allow me to break it down for ya’ll.  Going back to slavery times, the typical white male’s belief is that every black man has a humongous penis. This signifies a threat to them. This belief is that the black man is more sexually potent than his white counterparts. The fear is that this is a threat to civilization as they know it, or would like to have it, with the white man in power and outnumbering the black man. After all, every woman wants ‘the big dick’ right? It’s enough that the black man’s dick is so overpowering, but to throw money in the equation guarantee’s he will be a target. Something has to be done to make up for the O.J. case right?

First of all, 23 months is some bullshit any way ya wanna look at it! That absurd amount of time basically ensures that his NFL career is a wrap. In no way do I believe the time fits the crime either. At the end of the day, he fucked up. He knows this. But what exactly did he do? Nothing that isn’t done everyday. I have had dogs my entire life but do I think dogfighting should lead to 23 months in prison? Fuck no! This ain’t just some pro-black voice talking…the shit simply is stupid. I’d feel the same way if you told me Tom Brady was in the same shit. Well, he probably kills deer and fights chickens and shit though. Oh yeah…that ain’t a problem huh?