Poppa Was A Pimp

She came a helluva long way since Eve’s Bayou!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Since MediaTakeOut.com first broke the news yesterday of Jay-Z & Beyonce “officially” getting married, the internet and radio world has been going crazy. The marriage is said to have taken place last week in Paris, France. Reportedly, instead of exchanging rings, they got matching tattoos of the inscription “IV,” which supposedly stands for “forever.”

Mack Move: That boy Hov on his sh*t! I respect his hustle first and foremost but he done locked down one of the baddest b*tches breathing so game recognize game too. Pimp on homeboy.

 -DaddyCool

Square Biz: The ex Roc-A-Fella Records boss-man is being accused by Atlanta’s Jamie Roberts, of flashing his “genital area” and trying to force her to give him head! The situation allegedly occurred back in 2004 at a party in Miami. Roberts says that Dash introduced himself as Jeremy McIntyre. (lol)

The woman admits to having both schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, but claims that the situation left her hearing Dame’s voice “giving her certain instructions to follow.”

Roberts also said she didn’t know who Dame was until she saw him on a Chappele’s Show episode.

She wants $30,000.

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Mack Move: I don’t know bout ya’ll but I think the b*tch is lyin! I see a crazy whore tryin to come up. I say she’s crazy cause…hell she admitted it! She may/may not be a whore but she’s probably a golddigger at the least. Yeah it’s possible she ain’t know who Dame was but damn…your friends don’t either? Biiiiitch please!

Also, if she agreed to a ‘rendezbous with him later a a marina,’ then what the f*ck is the crime anyway. The man whipped out his d*ck and told her what to do with it. At that point ya got a choice…do it or don’t!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peoplereported that Nickelodeon broke the news that the young Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant with her first child. The network carries her series Zoey 101. Nickelodeon had the following to say regarding the pregnancy:

“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

Apparently, the youngster recently told the AP that she didn’t have boyfriend because she would rather just “keep her options open.”

Mack Move: I don’t really give a damn about her to be honest. Truth be told I just find it funny how she tryin to follow after big sis so hard! Britney Spears is pregnant every other week when she ain’t in rehab. Her career is pretty much dog shit but she still got a mini-me to follow in them trailer park footsteps I see.  And what about that shit about ‘keepin options open?’ Does the lil heffa even know who the daddy is?

-DaddyCool

Pay attention and soak up this good pimpin from the legendary Pimpin Snooky. Chuuuch!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Karrinne “Superhead” Steffans has a new hustle in her much-used magic box. She has a new site up in which she is using to sell a few of her worn outfits.

Mack Move: Can you believe the AUDACITY of this whore? LMAO @ selling your old dresses (cum stains most-likely still present) online. She should call the shit “Goodwill…For Whores.” Nah but str8 up this bitch’s brain is trained to get the money! I’ve said over and over I respect the hell outta that shit (even though she don’t respect the game and violated the code with the whole book shit).

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The fine ass former Miss USA recently spoke to Essence on the subject of her new book, Game: Get Some. She says she wrote the advice guide to to put guys up on game which would helps save the female population from dealing with so many lames who don’t have a clue. Check out the interview below:

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Square Biz: X17reports that Tony Parker allegedly had an affair with a French model. Alexandra Paressant claims that she met Tony at his wedding with Eva Longoria. Paressant claims that she and Tony traded phone calls for a few months before finally sexing in the same hotel they stayed in during the wedding (lol)

Eva and Tony’s publicist of course deny all reports that the shit ever happened. They’re calling ole girl a golddigger. Ole girl came back with a picture she claims Tony sent to her cell phone.

Mack Move: After looking at the picture collage above, can you blame him if he hit ole girl? I don’t! That shit reminds me of the fine ass, ’97 Lil Kim lookin chick you take home from the club only to wake up ugly ass ’07 Lil Kim lookin chick you kick out the crib. Unless he seen her like that BEFORE committing then he had full right to shake his dick elsewhere!

-DaddyCool

{No Comment} This shit speaks for itself!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: A man from Montana named Robert Stearnswas handed down a sentence of 225 years for pulling out and stroking his magic stick in front of random women he’d confront in city parks. Stearns was already on probation at the time of his arrest and had done 9 years in prison for rape previously.

Mack Move: Now we all luv pussy but damn homey was it worth it? LMAO…I should probably be saying how fucked up it is that this cat got such a harsh sentence for some bullshit but…nah! I mean yeah it’s fucked up but 9 years in prison shoulda taught ya ass a lesson. But no you wanna run around flashin ya dick. Fellas this is not a proper way to get sex! You can equate sex to fishing but don’t take it literally! You don’t just throw ya pole out there and expect women to bite. (At least not in a damn public park!)

-DaddyCool