Poppa Was A Pimp

What the flying 747 f*ck is this sh*t??? LMMFAO

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Word on the streetis Lil Romeo may be 16 yr old Jamie Lynn Spears baby daddy! It has been reported that some dude named Casey Aldridge was the father but apparently Romeo been thru the Spears trailer park a couple times too.

Mack Move: Damn Romeo! Ain’t nothin wrong if ya wanted to break her down but I hope you wasn’t running through the young girl raw dawg! Jokes on yo ass if ya was. Ole girl seems to not mind throwin her lil underage box around so ya might wanna get tested before ya sign that paperwork! In the words of Master P…UUUGHHHH NAH NAH NAH NAH!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: I peeped at Bossipthat the comedian has been ordered by a judge to pay $233,120.00 in back child support for a child that ain’t even his! Back in ‘98, he did a favor for friend Rebecca Nalls and agreed to give her daughter his last name. Nalls then worked for an attorney and drew up paperwork which Smiley signed without having a lawyer review them.

Later down the line, something happened to the relationship and communication ceased between Smiley, the child and mother. Nalls then requested that Smiley release legal rights of the child to the biological father but Smiley refused.

For that reason, Nalls took Smiley to court for child support…and won!

Mack Move: Ain’t that a b*tch! This ole spiteful ass, scandelous ass, triflin ass…ya’ll get the point right? This is why you can’t do favors for n*ggraz (female n*iggaz).

 The damn child support hustle is a muhfucca ain’t it! I see more stupid sh*t like this happening than I should. Too many fools get caught up in a web of child support from a female that had that ole “trap-a-n*gga baby.” Yeah, a lot of the times the dude just f*cks himself up and is as much to blame as she is but that ain’t always the case. Some females are triflin enough to do sh*t like pulling that used condom out the garbage or poking holes in it or lying about being on the pill.

As far as I’m concerned, this b*tch that caught Ricky Smiley up is damn near worse than all of em. She knows good and damn well that this man is in no way the father but she gonna request child support out of pure spite! What type of sh*t is that? And he ain’t off the hook either. Why the f*ck he ain’t just sign the rights over. The child is now 19 and grown. He made that bed, laid down, and then proceeded to F*CK HIMSELF!

-DaddyCool

She came a helluva long way since Eve’s Bayou!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Since MediaTakeOut.com first broke the news yesterday of Jay-Z & Beyonce “officially” getting married, the internet and radio world has been going crazy. The marriage is said to have taken place last week in Paris, France. Reportedly, instead of exchanging rings, they got matching tattoos of the inscription “IV,” which supposedly stands for “forever.”

Mack Move: That boy Hov on his sh*t! I respect his hustle first and foremost but he done locked down one of the baddest b*tches breathing so game recognize game too. Pimp on homeboy.

 -DaddyCool

Square Biz: The ex Roc-A-Fella Records boss-man is being accused by Atlanta’s Jamie Roberts, of flashing his “genital area” and trying to force her to give him head! The situation allegedly occurred back in 2004 at a party in Miami. Roberts says that Dash introduced himself as Jeremy McIntyre. (lol)

The woman admits to having both schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, but claims that the situation left her hearing Dame’s voice “giving her certain instructions to follow.”

Roberts also said she didn’t know who Dame was until she saw him on a Chappele’s Show episode.

She wants $30,000.

Source

Mack Move: I don’t know bout ya’ll but I think the b*tch is lyin! I see a crazy whore tryin to come up. I say she’s crazy cause…hell she admitted it! She may/may not be a whore but she’s probably a golddigger at the least. Yeah it’s possible she ain’t know who Dame was but damn…your friends don’t either? Biiiiitch please!

Also, if she agreed to a ‘rendezbous with him later a a marina,’ then what the f*ck is the crime anyway. The man whipped out his d*ck and told her what to do with it. At that point ya got a choice…do it or don’t!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peoplereported that Nickelodeon broke the news that the young Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant with her first child. The network carries her series Zoey 101. Nickelodeon had the following to say regarding the pregnancy:

“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

Apparently, the youngster recently told the AP that she didn’t have boyfriend because she would rather just “keep her options open.”

Mack Move: I don’t really give a damn about her to be honest. Truth be told I just find it funny how she tryin to follow after big sis so hard! Britney Spears is pregnant every other week when she ain’t in rehab. Her career is pretty much dog shit but she still got a mini-me to follow in them trailer park footsteps I see.  And what about that shit about ‘keepin options open?’ Does the lil heffa even know who the daddy is?

-DaddyCool

“Somewhere in the world, there’s a guy who’s sick of f*cking a Halle Berry.”
  -Salli Richardson

Realer words have never been spoken. It takes a special kinda woman to be able to have that type of understanding about the male perspective.

Most women (and the majority of men) would look at that statement and immediately think Salli must’ve bumped her damn head somewhere. Halle Berry is considered by many to be the epitome of beauty. That’s that one chick that every man wants and every woman wants to look like. Who would get tired of f*cking her?

I WOULD!!!

Why? Because at the end of the day…p*ssy is p*ssy. You take Halle Berry’s face/body and replace it with Beyonce or Meagan Good or Rihanna or Whoopi Goldberg (lol) and ya still got what…the same p*ssy!!!

 The thing most women fail to understand is that it takes more to keep a man’s attention than the average. Now, let’s say Halle was just ehhh in bed. What do you think would happen to a man with a high sex drive? Do you think he would stay faithful to her because she is so beautiful. Hell nah! (Point proven by her ex Eric Benet!!!)

Now if ole girl was up on her game and loved to perform in the bedroom it’s another story. Let’s say she was a ’student’ of the bedroom and was constantly introducing new situations, toys and positions to the mix…do you think ole boy still would’ve cheated? Maybe but it’s less likely. For some…there’s just no p*ssy like new p*ssy. For most men though, I think if Halle could carry herself as the superstar she is public and come home and f*ck like the pornstar she has the potential to be, it would keep them quite satisfied!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: While cruising Bossip, I caught wind that not only is Eddie Murphy starting a new record label, Murphy Entertainment, but his “flagship” artist is famed cocksucker Karrine ‘Superhead’ Steffans!

Mack Move: I first heard about “Superhead” in that old Jadakiss song. You know the one…

“I gotta chick named Superhead, she give Superhead/
The bitch turned ’round and even gave the Super head”

When I first heard it I thought it was all hype, especially when the book came out. I thought I had seen the best a fellatio technician has to offer. Then I finally seen her in that damn porno with Mr. Marcus and discovered THE HYPE WAS REAL!!!

My point is, the proof is in the show. I gotta see it to believe. To be honest though, I could care less about if she can sing or not. Who in the hell wants to hear what comes OUT her mouth at this point? She sells books by talking about what goes IN it. Stick to the script beeyotch!

-DaddyCool

Homeboy better watch out before his hairline takes over his whole face. I thought as you get older the hairline is suppose to go backwards. This n*gga might be an alien!

-DaddyCool