Salli Richardson

“Somewhere in the world, there’s a guy who’s sick of f*cking a Halle Berry.”
  -Salli Richardson

Realer words have never been spoken. It takes a special kinda woman to be able to have that type of understanding about the male perspective.

Most women (and the majority of men) would look at that statement and immediately think Salli must’ve bumped her damn head somewhere. Halle Berry is considered by many to be the epitome of beauty. That’s that one chick that every man wants and every woman wants to look like. Who would get tired of f*cking her?

I WOULD!!!

Why? Because at the end of the day…p*ssy is p*ssy. You take Halle Berry’s face/body and replace it with Beyonce or Meagan Good or Rihanna or Whoopi Goldberg (lol) and ya still got what…the same p*ssy!!!

 The thing most women fail to understand is that it takes more to keep a man’s attention than the average. Now, let’s say Halle was just ehhh in bed. What do you think would happen to a man with a high sex drive? Do you think he would stay faithful to her because she is so beautiful. Hell nah! (Point proven by her ex Eric Benet!!!)

Now if ole girl was up on her game and loved to perform in the bedroom it’s another story. Let’s say she was a ’student’ of the bedroom and was constantly introducing new situations, toys and positions to the mix…do you think ole boy still would’ve cheated? Maybe but it’s less likely. For some…there’s just no p*ssy like new p*ssy. For most men though, I think if Halle could carry herself as the superstar she is public and come home and f*ck like the pornstar she has the potential to be, it would keep them quite satisfied!

-DaddyCool

6 Responses to “I’m Tired Of F*cking Halle Berry!”
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  1. Iyuana says:

    I completely agree with this!! There are many older cats that live here in Cleveland and have had sex with her and have said they exact same thing as this blog. As a woman you have to have the total package brains, beauty,goals, high sex drive,etc…

  2. rey says:

    This is so true that it’s not even funny.

  3. curtis says:

    first off let me say that we as men sometymes we expect to much out of our women we want them to be supawoman cook and clean and etc.. while most of us do nothing dont get me wrong im not saying that or making an xcuse for the female not handling her responsibility im just saying that sometymes if we be the men we like to claim we are then our women wont have a problem doing and giving unto us what is in their nature which is to love us “men” now……im felling like this about hallie i agree with the fact she is not what all men want and not even what i want but at least it is not a white woman they parading around in our faces as the thing of beauty so if they gone parade a sista then im cool wit it always keep in mind that there are two sides to every story

  4. Batemen E says:

    WOW…pussy is pussy huh???…interesting…can I say dick is dick???

  5. MrsGrapevine says:

    Yes, Bateman said it best, ‘P’ ain’t just ‘P’. Just because you are beautiful don’t mean you are talented in that area. I think ugly girls get men because they have to focus their talents elsewhere. If it’s all the same, maybe you need to shop elsewhere, and move on to a different market. Some markets carry fresh produce that’s nice and plump and juicy, and others carry stale out dated fruit and at discount, some markets carry fruit that looks nice on the outside, but once you bite you realize it’s overly ripe.

  6. flyguyt says:

    Pussy is just pussy, after awhile a man realizes that ain’t nothing that special about some pussy that he’s been laying into thats different than the last. Its just a change of scenery from female to female, yeah she may make different sounds and may be shaved or hairy, or get a lil wetter than the last chic but it still will but just pussy at the end of the day. Females fool themselves by thinking that its something special that they have that the rest of the women in the world don’t have. Just because you pose as to have a some what celeb status doesn’t mean your pussy is top shelf. I had to break a bitch down the other day about the same shit, up in a club I run thinking she was star just because she was told by some square she was the most beautiful female in my joint. So she now thinks that automatically makes her better or pussy better than any other female, so she thinks that merits her special attention. That she has something so great between her funky ass legs, just a cute face with a pussy same as any. Running round acting all stuck up and not givin any of the brothers time of day. Long story short I smash, and i wasn’t impressed. Point made by my pimp friend Daddy Cool when he said swap the face with a different body, it will still be the same damn cock. Now what makes pussy more than just pussy is if Halle could use it to turn water into wine or drop some diamonds out that mutha fucka and I have yet to see a bitch do that so til then its just some ole pussy! Church!!!!!!!!!

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