Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: A man from Montana named Robert Stearnswas handed down a sentence of 225 years for pulling out and stroking his magic stick in front of random women he’d confront in city parks. Stearns was already on probation at the time of his arrest and had done 9 years in prison for rape previously.

Mack Move: Now we all luv pussy but damn homey was it worth it? LMAO…I should probably be saying how fucked up it is that this cat got such a harsh sentence for some bullshit but…nah! I mean yeah it’s fucked up but 9 years in prison shoulda taught ya ass a lesson. But no you wanna run around flashin ya dick. Fellas this is not a proper way to get sex! You can equate sex to fishing but don’t take it literally! You don’t just throw ya pole out there and expect women to bite. (At least not in a damn public park!)

-DaddyCool

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