Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Aight, it’s time for all you aspiring whores & gold-digging bitches to step ya game up. What do ya do? Go to MillionaireMate.com! As the name suggests, you can find your very own rich man…online dating style! Check out this excerpt to lure in potential users of their services:

For Men

	Save time searching for beautiful, sophisticated women who appreciate a man of substance.
	Receive the attention you deserve as our men get many more email and invitations to meet than at other dating sites.

For Women

	Meet talented and successful men who’ve achieved wealth and status and are eager to share the benefits of a fabulous lifestyle with you.
	Date with confidence – our wealth verification system helps you find the right man.

Mack Move: Damn, I guess it’s time for the pimp game to go online since the whore game did. Really though, let’s say we got Joe, a millionaire homey of mine. Joe is lonely and wants to meet a nice young lady to build something with. Then we have Jill. Now, Jill is a gold-digging bitch whose mother always taught her that she deserves nothing less than a rich man to spoil her. They both go to MillionaireMate.com and we got a perfect match of a stupid man looking for a bitch that HE KNOWS is only after money and a new age gold-digger to benefit from him. Ain’t technology great!

-DaddyCool

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