Poppa Was A Pimp

-DaddyCool

Sexually. You better believe that sh*t is real talk! Now I ain’t talkin about ya grandma’s age but give me a night with a fine woman age 30-45 over a just as fine woman under that age bracket any day! Why…let me count the ways:

1. Less Games- All women like sex regardless of age. The difference lies in the fact that older women don’t tend to make a man jump through hoops to get to that point. It’s much easier to get from A (approach) —-to—- B (bedroom) with a mature woman than her younger counterparts. This is because she knows what she wants and no longer feels the need to make the man ‘chase’ so that she does not feel slutty for wanting sex. She is comfortable enough with her sexuality to bypass the bullsh*t.

2. More Experience – An older woman has a much better understanding of men due to the increased number of experiences she has had. While every man of course is not the same, she has seen enough in general that she is able to perform well enough to please the majority. Experience is the best teacher and practice makes perfect.

3. Less Inhibitions - Older women are much more adventuresome. They are much more understanding of the fact that average is BORING after a while. This is why many men feel like there is a constant need to switch up and get new p*ssy from time to time. If a man is going to be sexing the same woman, the least that can be done is for her to be experimentational. Younger women tend to be much more reserved. It is now 2008…there should not be a woman on this planet that is unwilling to suck d*ck! POINT BLANK! Yet, there are. Hell, I just got rid of one myself. (You know who you are.)

 Now, I’m not saying there’s no hope for young women out there. All I’m saying is step your game up and grow the f*ck up! Get ya grown woman on and keep ya man happy!

-DaddyCool

Damn…somebody please direct these cats here for a lil bit of insight!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Peep the video above in which former B2K member Raz-B backtracks on his previous claim of Chris Stokes formerly abusing he & his brother. He says that the video footage ‘leaked’ without his permission.

Mack Move: I don’t know what’s up with none of these cats. How the hell you gonna VIDEO TAPE YOURSELF talking about you was about to let the world know whats up, and then turn around talking bout the footage leaked without your permission? ***BITCH MOVE*** What type of sh*t is this? The pedophile must’ve hit him up and threaten to ‘molest’ him again I guess lol. I don’t care what none em say till they explain them fruity lil pictures they took together in they drawz! That ain’t no straight man sh*t!

-DaddyCool

F*ck Me Santa – Don Lynch & Akon

Just a lil something to get ya’ll into the proper Christmas spirit! Keep it pimpin!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Chris Stokes released the statement below to AHH in regards to the video leak from yesterday that claims he molested former B2K member Raz-B and brother:

“The accusations that Demario “Raz B” Thorton and Ricardo Thorton have made are vehemently false and hold no merit. I have recently stopped financially supporting both individuals along with assisting them with their criminal and legal matters which leads me to believe they are resentful and looking to benefit financially from this. My family is my first priority and the reason why I have been so supportive of them. In bringing these false claims, they have not only slandered me, they have also put me in a position to ensure that the truth is known and I will take all legal routes to protect myself, my family and my four children,” said Chris Stokes, CEO of The Ultimate Group.

“It’s also quite ironic that these statements were made only 2 weeks after they were denied admittance by a venue for an event I hosted in Beverly Hills,” added Stokes.

Mack Move: Don’t be tryin to cop deuces now homeboy! He done already got caught on candid camera basically admitting the sh*t. I guess it’s different when ya know the public is listening huh? The proof is on tape homey. “Slandered me?” Hell, you slandered ya damn self on this one.

My thing is, if ya wanna be gay then go off and be gay with other gay folk but damn…you gotta take lil boys ass too? What make this sh*t even worse is they are related to each other! This cat on some other sh*t for real.

Apparently, these claims ain’t even brand new. How the f*ck anybody explain these lil n*ggaz in the bed in they drawz like it’s cool? I’m glad I ain’t got kids yet to try to explain this ole funny bullsh*t going on with they idols.

-DaddyCool

EDIT: After some type of legal threat or whatever, the vidz have been taken down. I will not remove my opinions on the situation, however, since I’m entitled to speak on whatever the fuck I wanna!!!!!

Square Biz: Peep the first of two videos in which former B2K member Raz B speak with the sister and father of Marques Houston about former manager and older cousin Chris Stokes molesting him when he was younger. Check out the second video below with Raz’s older brother Ricky Romance speaking directly with Stokes regarding the situation.

Mack Move: Now it’s one thing if you a say you was a child that was getting molested (Raz B). As far as that sh*t goes, ain’t too much he could do if true but tell. That just means ole Stokes is a nasty punk muhfucca. Now it’s some whole nother other sh*t if you a grown ass man talking about you gettin molested (Ricky Romance). How the f*ck is you talking about you shouldn’t have to work under them circumstances and do gay sh*t to get money? How the hell does a grown man get molested? That ain’t molestation n*gga you gay! Take yo old ass to the police station and say that shit so the boys in blue can laugh at yo ass. I’m LMMFAO at ya!

-DaddyCool

Just a lil FYI for those that ain’t up on game…there is a difference between a female being fine and being pretty. Let’s take a look at the above visual presentation shall we?

Take ole girl on the left. From the neck down she’s a perfect 10. Curves that’ll drain the pockets of any square on the track. It’s too bad she looks like Usher’s wife in the face. This class…is a fine female.

Now let’s look at Ms. Thandie Newton on the far right. She has the face of a model. Very classic and beautiful indeed. It’s too bad she ain’t spend that movie-star money on a couple more cheeseburgers though. As beautiful as her face is, she ain’t fine. This class…is a pretty female.

Good ole Esther in the middle pic got both areas covered pretty well as you can see. Beautiful face, nice t*tties, tight body, great ass, etc… She got that top dollar potential every pimp is lookin 4.

That’s the end of today’s vocabulary lesson. Pimp on…

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Word on the streetis Lil Romeo may be 16 yr old Jamie Lynn Spears baby daddy! It has been reported that some dude named Casey Aldridge was the father but apparently Romeo been thru the Spears trailer park a couple times too.

Mack Move: Damn Romeo! Ain’t nothin wrong if ya wanted to break her down but I hope you wasn’t running through the young girl raw dawg! Jokes on yo ass if ya was. Ole girl seems to not mind throwin her lil underage box around so ya might wanna get tested before ya sign that paperwork! In the words of Master P…UUUGHHHH NAH NAH NAH NAH!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: I peeped at Bossipthat the comedian has been ordered by a judge to pay $233,120.00 in back child support for a child that ain’t even his! Back in ’98, he did a favor for friend Rebecca Nalls and agreed to give her daughter his last name. Nalls then worked for an attorney and drew up paperwork which Smiley signed without having a lawyer review them.

Later down the line, something happened to the relationship and communication ceased between Smiley, the child and mother. Nalls then requested that Smiley release legal rights of the child to the biological father but Smiley refused.

For that reason, Nalls took Smiley to court for child support…and won!

Mack Move: Ain’t that a b*tch! This ole spiteful ass, scandelous ass, triflin ass…ya’ll get the point right? This is why you can’t do favors for n*ggraz (female n*iggaz).

 The damn child support hustle is a muhfucca ain’t it! I see more stupid sh*t like this happening than I should. Too many fools get caught up in a web of child support from a female that had that ole “trap-a-n*gga baby.” Yeah, a lot of the times the dude just f*cks himself up and is as much to blame as she is but that ain’t always the case. Some females are triflin enough to do sh*t like pulling that used condom out the garbage or poking holes in it or lying about being on the pill.

As far as I’m concerned, this b*tch that caught Ricky Smiley up is damn near worse than all of em. She knows good and damn well that this man is in no way the father but she gonna request child support out of pure spite! What type of sh*t is that? And he ain’t off the hook either. Why the f*ck he ain’t just sign the rights over. The child is now 19 and grown. He made that bed, laid down, and then proceeded to F*CK HIMSELF!

-DaddyCool