Now most of this shit is pretty boring but at least it doesn’t have the same sex scenes looped over and over like the original. The bitch is bad so it’s worth a look.
Kim spits some classic lines like, “I want you to come…all over my face,” and “You want this pussy to fucking explode huh?”
Ladies & Gentlemen, let’s give her a round of applause for her Oscar-worthy performance!
Square Biz: A 60 year old Pakistani man was not only robbed, but had a glass bottle of Pepsi shoved up his backside by the thieves. After the Pepsi bottle was up the victim’s ass, the thieves then took off with two of his buffalo. Check out the X-ray in the thumbnails below.
Mack Move: Now…I don’t usually promote violence but I’d have to kill these two robbers by any means necessary. Analy raped with a Pepsi bottle? WTF! But dig this, the article says he checked himsef into the hospital. That means the old man was walking around freely with a bottle stuck up his ass! It’s fucked up but he might have a future in gay porn or some shit like that.
Square Biz: Yahoo is reporting that wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan learned from a reporter that his wife had filed divorce papers this past Tuesday! He was being interviewed by the St. Petersburg Times and had no clue about the divorce filing. Hulk had this to say in response, “My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.”
Mack Move: Ain’t that some shit! Your wife been out in Cali for 3 weeks without your ass and you ain’t gotta clue what’s going on? She bout to take your paper and get with some young thundercat that can knock them cobwebs loose from that punani. Them steroids might’ve fucked up ya sex game homey. I seen the show. You said she wasn’t fucking ya anyway. It ain’t a loss. Ya kids grown = no child support! Just get on the phone and call a good lawyer, a prostitute, and some of them Hulkamaniacs…OH YEAH!!!! LMAO
Square Biz: Steve Harvey’s ex-wife, Mary, claims that she was shafted during thier 2005 divorce. She says that Steve and his lawyer tricked her into a quick and quiet divorce proceed so they could keep private details about his adultery, poor parenting and abuse quiet. Mary said the lawyer’s jive was to protect Steve’s “packaged, do-good, likeable, Christian-type image in the public eye.” She claims that she was “unaware” that she had right to private counsel so she was cut short when it came to alimony, splitting of property and child support. She says Steve’s attorney told her she was only legally entitled to $1,000 per month in child support for thier son. The Smoking Gun has the legal document that she filed.
Mack Move: That cat Steve showed some real hustle in this one. He had to have kept ole Mary on the “Mary-go-round” thier entire relationship. Honestly, either he sheltered her like she was in a hardcore prison or she is just plain slow. I refuse to believe that a grown woman and none of her friends or family knew that she had the right to have her own lawyer during the divorce. That brother played it real slick either way. Respect the hustle and take the loss Mary. You got played!
Square Biz: GQ Magazine brought singers Robin Thicke and Rhianna together for a provocative photoshoot.
Mack Move: Ain’t this cat married to Paula Patton? That’s some PIMP shit! I get more and more respect for this cat everyday. Fya CD, one of the baddest bitches breathin for a wife and he mackin up on prime young trim like Rhianna! I heard he got Paula into 3somes and shit so homey might’ve pulled that shit with ole girl. Much respect to that cat if so.
Square Biz: The Palm Beach Post reports that Shaq’s ex may be worth more that $30 million…before the divorce settlement! Her financial affidavit shows almost $450,000 in cash and stocks, the $25 million home in Miami Beach, a $3.95 million condo in Orlando and another condo in Miami. She also has invested in several businesses such as Liberty Grill in LA ($250,000).
Dig this, Shaq used to give her a stipend every month of $7,000 which she claims was her only income. Even though she spent $2,500 of it each month on her HAIR, she is asking for temporary support from Shaq until the divorce if finalized.
Mack Move: Now I don’t condone these one-sided type divorce settlements and shit like that but this bitch Shaunie is a hustler 4 real! I can’t help but respect her. She played the game how it was suppose to be played the whole time and is now about to cake up on the back end too. She wasn’t just balling with that n*gga bread, she was taking some on the side and INVESTING in her own shit! Shaq Diesel was getting pimped and still is. And y’all heard about the rumored reason for Shaq leaving right? She supposedly bought a home for her ex-boyfriend…WITH SHAQ’S MONEY!!! LMFAO
Square Biz: People reports that Super Producer Timbaland is now engaged to his grilfried/publicist Monique Idlett. They have also revealed that she just had thier first child together a few days ago. According to their source, the two have been dating for two years.
Mack Move: Under absolutely no circumstances would I allow young lady to continue in her role as my publicist once I started tappin that ass. It’s no secret that most women tend to catch feelings once get sexed proper. It doesn’t matter if all the cards are laid out up front and you said flat out that “I ain’t about shit and I just want some pussy on the side with no strings attached,” if you lay the dick well, she’ll think she can change you with some work. Now, with that being said, the last thing you need is her making some type of emotional decisions that end up fucking up your money because you ain’t called her back that morning or some silly shit like that.
Square Biz: According to MTV, Alica Keys has landed her 4th consecutive #1 album with the release of As I Am. The album sold 742,400 copies in the week since it’s release.
Mack Move: Baby girl is a top-notch in my book so I’m proud of her. She is intelligent, talented and fine as hell. Her only weak spot is the fact that she ain’t fuckin wit me yet! Chuuuch!!!
