Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: Yahoo is reporting that wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan learned from a reporter that his wife had filed divorce papers this past Tuesday! He was being interviewed by the St. Petersburg Times and had no clue about the divorce filing. Hulk had this to say in response, “My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.”

Mack Move: Ain’t that some shit! Your wife been out in Cali for 3 weeks without your ass and you ain’t gotta clue what’s going on? She bout to take your paper and get with some young thundercat that can knock them cobwebs loose from that punani. Them steroids might’ve fucked up ya sex game homey. I seen the show. You said she wasn’t fucking ya anyway. It ain’t a loss. Ya kids grown =  no child support! Just get on the phone and call a good lawyer, a prostitute, and some of them Hulkamaniacs…OH YEAH!!!! LMAO

-DaddyCool

Damn! You just lost all the respect you had from ya bitches homey!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: Steve Harvey’s ex-wife, Mary, claims that she was shafted during thier 2005 divorce. She says that Steve and his lawyer tricked her into a quick and quiet divorce proceed so they could keep private details about his adultery, poor parenting and abuse quiet. Mary said the lawyer’s jive was to protect Steve’s “packaged, do-good, likeable, Christian-type image in the public eye.” She claims that she was “unaware” that she had right to private counsel so she was cut short when it came to alimony, splitting of property and child support. She says Steve’s attorney told her she was only legally entitled to $1,000 per month in child support for thier son. The Smoking Gun has the legal document that she filed.

Mack Move: That cat Steve showed some real hustle in this one. He had to have kept ole Mary on the “Mary-go-round” thier entire relationship. Honestly, either he sheltered her like she was in a hardcore prison or she is just plain slow. I refuse to believe that a grown woman and none of her friends or family knew that she had the right to have her own lawyer during the divorce. That brother played it real slick either way. Respect the hustle and take the loss Mary. You got played!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: GQ Magazine brought singers Robin Thicke and Rhianna together for a provocative photoshoot.

Mack Move: Ain’t this cat married to Paula Patton? That’s some PIMP shit! I get more and more respect for this cat everyday. Fya CD, one of the baddest bitches breathin for a wife and he mackin up on prime young trim like Rhianna! I heard he got Paula into 3somes and shit so homey might’ve pulled that shit with ole girl. Much respect to that cat if so.

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The Palm Beach Post reports that Shaq’s ex may be worth more that $30 million…before the divorce settlement! Her financial affidavit shows almost $450,000 in cash and stocks, the $25 million home in Miami Beach, a $3.95 million condo in Orlando and another condo in Miami. She also has invested in several businesses such as Liberty Grill in LA ($250,000).

 Dig this, Shaq used to give her a stipend every month of $7,000 which she claims was her only income. Even though she spent $2,500 of it each month on her HAIR, she is asking for temporary support from Shaq until the divorce if finalized.

Mack Move: Now I don’t condone these one-sided type divorce settlements and shit like that but this bitch Shaunie is a hustler 4 real! I can’t help but respect her. She played the game how it was suppose to be played the whole time and is now about to cake up on the back end too. She wasn’t just balling with that n*gga bread, she was taking some on the side and INVESTING in her own shit! Shaq Diesel was getting pimped and still is. And y’all heard about the rumored reason for Shaq leaving right? She supposedly bought a home for her ex-boyfriend…WITH SHAQ’S MONEY!!! LMFAO

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: According to MTV, Alica Keys has landed her 4th consecutive #1 album with the release of As I Am. The album sold 742,400 copies in the week since it’s release.

Mack Move: Baby girl is a top-notch in my book so I’m proud of her. She is intelligent, talented and fine as hell. Her only weak spot is the fact that she ain’t fuckin wit me yet! Chuuuch!!!

 -DaddyCool

The sad thing is I know cats with this same mentality!!! lol

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: According to The Sun, Eddie Murphy has refused to reach a deal over the welfare of the daughter he fathered with Mel B. Reportedly, Eddie advised his lawyer that he has no interest in ever even meeting his daughter by Mel. Since Eddie refused to make a visitation offer, the judge was forced to adjourn the case for another 3 months.

Sources had this to say, “It is so unfair on the little girl. If Eddie wasn’t prepared to take on the consequences of his actions he should have kept his trousers zipped.”

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Mack Move: Damn homey. Speaking as a man, I gotta say it’s pretty fucked up if this shit is true. As a young pimp in training, I didn’t have my biological father around and still don’t fuck with the n*gga till this day. Luckily, I had my Granddaddy around to soak game up from. I know how it is to grow up that way and it ain’t easy. Ain’t no reason for a rich cat like him to be like that. The situation ain’t hurtin your pockets so just be there for the lil girl. That’s keeping it pimpin. I can’t respect a man that can’t “man-up” and would rather fuck the lil innocent girl life up by neglecting it. Real talk…it’s a bitch movie patna.

Oh…as far as him wrapping it up and keeping his “trousers zipped”, that’s some ole bullshit. Mel B fine as a muhfucca! I woulda hit too. He should’a pulled out tho…but we all made that mistake before when that pussy gets a strangehold on ya common sense for that hot second!

-DaddyCool

Square Biz: The Cathedral of the Holy Spirit at Chapel Hill Harvester Church has a sex scandal on their hands. Their 80 year old leader Archbishop Earl Paulk not only slept with his brother’s wife…come to find out he actually fathered a child by her! The now 34 year old son/nephew had this to say in regards to the situation, “I am so very sorry for the collateral damage it’s caused our family and the families hurt by the removing of the veil that hid our humanity and our sinfulness.”

The archbishop may be in trouble with the law shortly as a result of the situation. He lied under oath about the affair. It first came to question as a result of a judge ordering the test in relation to a separate investigation. The archbishop, his brother and the church are being sued by a former employee that says she was manipulated into an affair from 1989 to 2003 by telling her it was the only path to salvation! (LMAO…THE THINGS DUDES WILL SAY TO GET THE PUSSY)

Although the Archbishop admitted to an affair with the woman, he stated she was the only woman he ever had sex with outside his marriage. His new found son/nephew breathing air proves that was…*sniff sniff*…bullshit!

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Mack Move: Damn, damn, damn! Ain’t that some shit! I’m gonna try not to get too deep into religion on ya’ll but too many times have I seen supposed ‘holy’ folk use religion to fuck with folk mind to benefit their own agendas. That shit is not only unpimpish but its flat out fucked up! I’ve seen this type of shit first hand and been on the receiving end of a few doses of bullshit from fake ass holy rollers. I still got a strong faith in God, just not in people; no matter how more ‘righteous than thou’ they may pretend to be.

Now that I got that outta the way…this old cat is a trip huh! Damn homey, your brother’s wife? Take all that religious titling away and you still a man. That’s just fucked up no matter how you look at it. It’s way too much pussy out there to be tryin to holy pimp up on ya brother’s wifey. WWJD? LMAO

-DaddyCool