Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: The Cathedral of the Holy Spirit at Chapel Hill Harvester Church has a sex scandal on their hands. Their 80 year old leader Archbishop Earl Paulk not only slept with his brother’s wife…come to find out he actually fathered a child by her! The now 34 year old son/nephew had this to say in regards to the situation, “I am so very sorry for the collateral damage it’s caused our family and the families hurt by the removing of the veil that hid our humanity and our sinfulness.”

The archbishop may be in trouble with the law shortly as a result of the situation. He lied under oath about the affair. It first came to question as a result of a judge ordering the test in relation to a separate investigation. The archbishop, his brother and the church are being sued by a former employee that says she was manipulated into an affair from 1989 to 2003 by telling her it was the only path to salvation! (LMAO…THE THINGS DUDES WILL SAY TO GET THE PUSSY)

Although the Archbishop admitted to an affair with the woman, he stated she was the only woman he ever had sex with outside his marriage. His new found son/nephew breathing air proves that was…*sniff sniff*…bullshit!

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Mack Move: Damn, damn, damn! Ain’t that some shit! I’m gonna try not to get too deep into religion on ya’ll but too many times have I seen supposed ‘holy’ folk use religion to fuck with folk mind to benefit their own agendas. That shit is not only unpimpish but its flat out fucked up! I’ve seen this type of shit first hand and been on the receiving end of a few doses of bullshit from fake ass holy rollers. I still got a strong faith in God, just not in people; no matter how more ‘righteous than thou’ they may pretend to be.

Now that I got that outta the way…this old cat is a trip huh! Damn homey, your brother’s wife? Take all that religious titling away and you still a man. That’s just fucked up no matter how you look at it. It’s way too much pussy out there to be tryin to holy pimp up on ya brother’s wifey. WWJD? LMAO

-DaddyCool

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