Poppa Was A Pimp

Square Biz: I’m sure ya’ll remember Darius McCrary aka Eddie Winslow from Family Matters (Urkel). Well, it looks like Karrine “Superhead” Steffans has put that 100,000 mile pussy to work on ole boy. He had this to say in an upcoming issue of S2S Magazine:

“Karrine’s not a passive girl. She’s a sweetheart. She is. But she’s very aggressive when it comes to her business. So she’s a balanced woman. And she keeps a clean house. She keeps an incredibly clean house. Everything is in order. Her son is very well-mannered. He’s a really, really fine young man. Karrine is outside of all the bullshit that people hype up about the whole ‘Superhead’ thing. She really is a cool chick to kick it with. She can cook. A couple of nights I was out, and I’d come back. And when I came in dinner was waiting on me; she’s seriously a homemaker. She’s very accommodating. Whatever arouses a man, she’ll figure it out. She’ll find it and she’ll master that. If you’re into watching dirty movies, you can sit up and watch dirty movies with her. If you’re gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that’s the one to get.”

“Yeah, actually I had been kinda caught up in Karrine’s web, and I’d been at her house for the past three months. It’s something else. I mean, I couldn’t go back to Shakiri.”

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Mack Move: Where should I start with this lame ass square? How about that last sentence…WTF? I thought the sayin was that you CAN’T turn a ho into a housewife! I guess the bitch head game got the nigga mind twisted cause that pussy shoulda had it’s last supper a long time ago. Times must be hard when you take the most famous ho in the world and wife her. This fool ain’t even try to get an undercover ho to transform on the low. Then he tryin to make the ho seem like she the wifey type! He might as well say “the pussy might be dirty BUT at least the ho kitchen clean”!!! LMAO. N*GGA PLEASE

-DaddyCool

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