Poppa Was A Pimp

So the girls decided to go in, huh? Daddy approves this message!

-Daddy Cool

Not a bad addiction to have. I need her in my life…now!

-Daddy Cool

Immediately fire the b*tch that did your make up and the man you fuckin that let you leave the house like that. Also fire anybody that lied and said you looked good that night. Nobody likes a liar.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Latina author Irene Vilar’s new book, “Impossible Motherhood,” explores her dark past: 15 abortions in 16 years. Pro-choice, she hopes her shocking story will spark a national discussion on abortion, one that won’t compromise a woman’s right to reproductive freedom.

Mack Move: Damn lady! She must’ve been having abortions everytime she had a free minute to spare. I thought after a certain point that women will just stop being able to get preggo. I guess not! I’m guilty of…inspiring…an abortion or 2 back in my younger day but I ain’t fkn with 15! Her insides gotta be all fkd up. He probably still pissin out fetus.

-Daddy Cool

Am I fkd up for not being able to stop laughing at this video? Yall gotta admit the part where she stopped running and started doing the Harlem Shake was funny as hell! The sht is fkd up though! I bet she can ride a d*ck like crazy in a reverse cowgirl position though. Ok…I’m gonna stop now!

-Daddy Cool

Now yall might expect me to come down hard on ole girl for killing a pimp. I can’t even front though, I kinda feel a lil soft spot for ole girl. Her being cute might have a lil something to do w/ it. But other than that, ole boy broke her at the age of 13. I mean ain’t no 13 year old girl built for that shit. If she was grown then hey, that’s just the game but damn! The judge ain’t have the same kinda soft spot I do though. Life w/ no parole for a 16 year old? Damn. The judge must have been either a former pimp or a former customer.

-Daddy Cool

Square Biz: Bossip is reporting that actress Paula Patton is pregnant from husband Robin Thicke. This will be the couples first child.

Mack Move: It is no secret that Paula Patton is one of my favorite Hollywood chicks. If you need reason then look at the picture above then go rent that movie she was in with Denzel Washington. Robin Thicke made a nice CD for his second album. It was so good in fact that I decided not to go pursue and take his wife from him. The last CD he put out was garbage, however and I added her back to the list. She is now officially off. Good move Robin…knock her up. Don’t think she’s safe though. I removed Halle Berry temporarily when I first heard she was pregnant until I saw it had no ill effects on her sexy ass.

We’ll see…

-Daddy Cool